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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2011-08-08 23:30:00


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Entry tags:gossip, tattler

The Tattler's Newest Gossip Colum!



Tattler's Tattle Tales


SIGHTED & OVERHEARD



This McPlayer is fresh off a championship and a breakup. His longtime relationship with the supposed woman of his dreams didn't flounder because of his overbearing family (though that certainly didn't help!); it turns out that she'd been cheating on him with a fellow player, and he walked right in on the mess! Too bad he didn't get back that century old family heirloom (a lovely shiny, diamond ring type of heirloom, if you catch our drift!)

Love is in the air! And so are the cries of babies? This newly engaged whirlwind of a woman is not only ready to walk down the aisle, but is ready to help her teammate by carrying his kid for him! He'd used a pretty blonde as a human incubator before, am I right?

This young player, recently joining the top ranked team in the league, has made some suspicious comments on his former teammate's journal pages---was his entire trade just a sabotage attempt? Looks like it's working so far; his team performed quite poorly this weekend!

What's this? A new couple alert? One of the freshest faces on the pitch, a flowery sprite of a player, made some suspicious comments referring to one of her teammates and some suspicious 'meetings' between a member of an opposing team---and the opposite sex. What's with all these Magpie and Catapult relationships, anyway? Is there something in the air that we don't know about?

There has to be some reason why this captain hasn't changed the name on the back of her jersey---it's been almost a year since her marriage, maybe things aren't all that peachy on the home front; could also explain why he's heading to Hogwarts this fall.

Just spotted! A young up and coming stud out in Tutshill with the younger sister of another player; do our eyes deceive us? Nope, they never do. Her big brother is going to be really pissed, once he finds out how old you are!

This quidditch girlfriend was caught exiting a bridal shop with bags upon bags of samples---has her already married once (and once upon a time captain of a certain black and white clad team) popped the question? We sure hope so!

The recent 'no fly zone' that occurred this weekend made us wonder: no sane man would give up so many points like that----which one of the United blokes is head over heels in love with their fair maiden? We know the answer, and it's one of the married ones!



And that's just the first taste! We'll be back in two weeks for more of SIGHTED & OVERHEARD


x o x o
The Tattler.




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[info]thomases
2011-08-09 01:25 am UTC (link)
How is this magazine still in business! It only publishes lies!

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THOMAS
[info]flower
2011-08-09 01:56 am UTC (link)
Thomas.

I am sorry about about this ridiculous magazine slandering whatever happened between you and your ex which I am sure is not true so don't think anyone believes it--- BUT I AM CURRENTLY HIDING IN A LOCKER AND I SWEAR I CAN HEAR CARYS HISSING OUT MY NAME WHAT DO I DO!

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ROSE
[info]thomases
2011-08-09 02:00 am UTC (link)
IT'S ALL LIES EVERY LAST BIT OF IT

She can't stay there forever. But if I tell Drake anything he's going to know that I know and then he'll kill me, so I don't know what to do for you

I HATE THIS MAGAZINE I HATE HER I JUST HATE EVERYTHING

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THOMAS
[info]flower
2011-08-09 02:14 am UTC (link)
WhoaI know! As your friend you do not need to explain, I believe you!

THOMAS. HAVE YOU EVER MET CARYS LLEWELLYN? SHE CAN. I HAVE SERIOUSLY QUESTIONED IF SHE NEEDS FOOD OR OXYGEN FOR LIVING. WHAT!! THOMAS WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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ROSE - [info]thomases, 2011-08-09 02:41 am UTC
THOMAS - [info]flower, 2011-08-09 03:04 am UTC
Drake
[info]llewellyns
2011-08-09 01:43 am UTC (link)
So, do I have permission to punch Knightley in the face or is that going to go against my rehab regiment?

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[info]nicoles
2011-08-09 01:58 am UTC (link)
Oh for fuck's SAKE, does it never stop?

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[info]gimmeabell
2011-08-09 02:02 am UTC (link)
IT'S ME! Guess no one told them I'm back on the market! I do have a thing for blondes.

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[info]silex
2011-08-09 02:34 am UTC (link)
You too?

Huh.

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[info]gimmeabell
2011-08-09 02:36 am UTC (link)
Flint, I will fight you.

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(no subject) - [info]silex, 2011-08-09 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gimmeabell, 2011-08-09 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicoles, 2011-08-09 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supernoah, 2011-08-09 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicoles, 2011-08-09 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silex, 2011-08-09 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supernoah, 2011-08-09 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silex, 2011-08-09 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nicoles, 2011-08-09 04:19 am UTC
Nicole - [info]silex, 2011-08-09 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silex, 2011-08-09 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gimmeabell, 2011-08-09 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supernoah, 2011-08-09 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silex, 2011-08-09 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supernoah, 2011-08-09 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]estellerina, 2011-08-09 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supernoah, 2011-08-09 04:36 am UTC

[info]jasons
2011-08-09 01:59 am UTC (link)
WHY DOES THE WORLD DO THIS TO ME

THE MAGPIES ALREADY HATE ME ENOUGH

ASDLFKJASDIOFKKLSDLAF;IJAS;DF

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Jason
[info]cockaigne
2011-08-09 03:53 am UTC (link)
Calm down. Do you really think I'd anyone actually believes half of this shit?

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Odette
[info]jasons
2011-08-09 04:02 am UTC (link)
KL;AJSDFIOASDFJ YES Yeah, people kind of do!

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Jason - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:09 am UTC
Odette - [info]jasons, 2011-08-09 04:13 am UTC
Jason - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:19 am UTC
Odette - [info]jasons, 2011-08-09 04:22 am UTC
JASON - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:27 am UTC
ODETTE - [info]jasons, 2011-08-09 04:31 am UTC
Jason - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:33 am UTC

[info]obtineo
2011-08-09 03:54 am UTC (link)
Spill some ink over there, Lindsay?

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[info]jasons
2011-08-09 04:03 am UTC (link)
Maybe.

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(no subject) - [info]obtineo, 2011-08-09 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jasons, 2011-08-09 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]obtineo, 2011-08-09 04:19 am UTC

[info]llewellyns
2011-08-09 04:12 am UTC (link)
JASON YOU'RE MY FAVORITE MUWAHAHA ♥ Mine is an evil laugh!

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CARYS
[info]jasons
2011-08-09 04:16 am UTC (link)
YOU ARE NOT HELPING THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THIS TEAM WHO HATE ME CARYS NATALIE LLEWELLYN

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JASON - [info]llewellyns, 2011-08-09 04:21 am UTC
CARYS - [info]jasons, 2011-08-09 04:23 am UTC
JASON - [info]llewellyns, 2011-08-09 04:26 am UTC
CARYS - [info]jasons, 2011-08-09 04:28 am UTC

[info]jot_it_down
2011-08-09 04:28 am UTC (link)
Carys, you're awful.


This is why you're my favorite.

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(no subject) - [info]llewellyns, 2011-08-09 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jot_it_down, 2011-08-09 04:45 am UTC

[info]wadcock
2011-08-09 04:30 am UTC (link)
Lindsay! I'm wounded.

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[info]jasons
2011-08-09 04:33 am UTC (link)
ODETTE WHYYY I don't really have anything to say to you, so bugger off so bugger off please.

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(no subject) - [info]wadcock, 2011-08-09 04:42 am UTC

[info]cockaigne
2011-08-09 02:47 am UTC (link)
Telling me my name sucks and reminding me that my husband is leaving for ten months soon?

Low blow, Tattler, low blow.

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[info]supernoah
2011-08-09 03:31 am UTC (link)
Boot's kind of boring, if you ask me.

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[info]cockaigne
2011-08-09 03:50 am UTC (link)
Oh thank Merlin

Now my real name is boring? Merlin, it's coming from all sides today.

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(no subject) - [info]supernoah, 2011-08-09 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cockaigne, 2011-08-09 04:01 am UTC

[info]brythonichero
2011-08-09 04:22 am UTC (link)
Ha ha ha, for once in my life, I am not mentioned

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[info]cockaigne
2011-08-09 04:37 am UTC (link)
DRYSTAN!

As a former Magpie and therefore gossip whore, how does it feel to be finally released from the rag's clutches? Please, spare no details!

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[info]brythonichero
2011-08-09 05:00 am UTC (link)
I was not a Oh, just delightful. However, the United appear to have a somewhat violent streak that your husband is currently the target of that I expect we'll read about next week.

But I suppose all teams have their drawbacks.

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