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SIGHTED & OVERHEARD
→ This McPlayer is fresh off a championship and a breakup. His longtime relationship with the supposed woman of his dreams didn't flounder because of his overbearing family (though that certainly didn't help!); it turns out that she'd been cheating on him with a fellow player, and he walked right in on the mess! Too bad he didn't get back that century old family heirloom (a lovely shiny, diamond ring type of heirloom, if you catch our drift!)
→ Love is in the air! And so are the cries of babies? This newly engaged whirlwind of a woman is not only ready to walk down the aisle, but is ready to help her teammate by carrying his kid for him! He'd used a pretty blonde as a human incubator before, am I right?
→ This young player, recently joining the top ranked team in the league, has made some suspicious comments on his former teammate's journal pages---was his entire trade just a sabotage attempt? Looks like it's working so far; his team performed quite poorly this weekend!
→ What's this? A new couple alert? One of the freshest faces on the pitch, a flowery sprite of a player, made some suspicious comments referring to one of her teammates and some suspicious 'meetings' between a member of an opposing team---and the opposite sex. What's with all these Magpie and Catapult relationships, anyway? Is there something in the air that we don't know about?
→ There has to be some reason why this captain hasn't changed the name on the back of her jersey---it's been almost a year since her marriage, maybe things aren't all that peachy on the home front; could also explain why he's heading to Hogwarts this fall.
→ Just spotted! A young up and coming stud out in Tutshill with the younger sister of another player; do our eyes deceive us? Nope, they never do. Her big brother is going to be really pissed, once he finds out how old you are!
→ This quidditch girlfriend was caught exiting a bridal shop with bags upon bags of samples---has her already married once (and once upon a time captain of a certain black and white clad team) popped the question? We sure hope so!
→ The recent 'no fly zone' that occurred this weekend made us wonder: no sane man would give up so many points like that----which one of the United blokes is head over heels in love with their fair maiden? We know the answer, and it's one of the married ones!
And that's just the first taste! We'll be back in two weeks for more of SIGHTED & OVERHEARD
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