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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2011-11-13 22:05:00


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THE TATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seems like our little ZOEY MORAN is growing up! Germany really does bring out the wild side of you! (Has anyone ever said that before us? Too late--we've coined it!)



CHARLIE SPINNET
Star Keeper and Lady Killer

This Kestrel has been hitting the club scene and hitting it hard! When Charlie's not working out he's at some of London's hottest spots, leaving with a different lady each night. Let's take a look at some of his most recent conquests...



Up and coming xylophone superstar, Zola Marx



Rose Knightley, Catapult Cutie!



And abstract artist Maritza Marzipan



Kalla Krane, daughter of the Pride of Portree's general manager.


Seems like things are heating up in the Kestrels' locker rooms! Rumor has it that there has been some inter-teammate mingling, and our guess? Why, the pair with the most beautiful eyes, of course? As if KENDALL BROADMOOR could go for anything less than KATE DAGWORTH?!

We caught up with Captain of the Wimbourne Wasps LUDO BAGMAN who had a very satisfied grin on his face after leaving the offices of the Daily Prophet. Should we stop the presses, Ludo? You have some more breaking news for us?
ODETTE MACFARLAN is looking rather chipper these days---could it be because she was caught snogging a mystery masked man at the Halloween Gala? We always knew she was a bad girl ;)

Apparently CADEN FLINT can't handle a crisis! With a missing sister-in-law, you'd think he'd be at his wife's constant side, ay? Minutes after this picture taken, we spotted Flint kissing a blonde woman in the shadows of a cafe! How could you do this to poor Stella?!

Dueling cutie DELILAH SPINNER gets caught up in her gorgeous gown at a local awards night! Quick with her wand, but not so agile in heels!
BLIND ITEMS

This missing-in-action Catapult is said to not be missed on the pitch, and her replacement, who is much younger, faster, and skinnier is looking like a more permanent figure on the field!

One lonely Magpie spent Halloween night chasing after the wife of a rival player----do you WANT to get punched mid-air, again??

The WWN offices are heating up! Seems like this WITCH has been listening ratherly keenly to the news, and not because it's oh-so-interesting! We hear that the match is all the doing of a rather ambitious station manager, but that's just what we hear!

Boy Bun Boardman?

Frustrations run high as the trade deadline draws nearer; which all-stars are growing anxious, and want to set their sights on different teams to further their career? Magpies, Harpies, and Tornadoes oh my! Already in talks!

This Puddlemere bloke has been told he's getting too old to play for the team----is retirement looming in his future? And if so, should the rest of the boys start revving up for a coup?

This pair may have fallen in love across the pond in the vast wilderness of Canada, but don't get your hopes up; they've been over for a long time, they're just too nice to admit it.


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CHARLIE
[info]zoey
2011-11-14 02:52 am UTC (link)
we have to do it again!!!!!!! FOR NEW YEARS. ONLY FRANCE THIS TIME SO AXE CAN SPEAK.

Wellllll I don't know about most women, but my sister hates it when boys talk about the dirty stuff. She likes being talked about, but it's something about appearances or whatever. Maybe you should make them last longer? Sex more than once is supposed to be good right??

OH MERLIN DO YOU THINK MY BOOBS KILLED HIM?

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ZOEY
[info]spinnets
2011-11-14 02:57 am UTC (link)
YOUR BOOBS MAY HAVE IN FACT KILLED AXE. More likely he's biding his time before he kills us all

France! France for New Year's, that sounds like a plan.

Their faces were already printed in the mag, and I didn't say anything bad. I could've said they were lousy, but I didn't!

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CHARLIE
[info]zoey
2011-11-14 02:59 am UTC (link)
MAN now i can't show them to anyone, what if they ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE?? I am hiding in a locker tomorrow, you can't find me.

YESSSSSSS. PARIS. NEW SHOES TOO.

WELL there will be less to print?!?

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