you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2011-11-13 22:05:00

THE TATTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seems like our little ZOEY MORAN is growing up! Germany really does bring out the wild side of you! (Has anyone ever said that before us? Too late--we've coined it!)

CHARLIE SPINNET Star Keeper and Lady Killer This Kestrel has been hitting the club scene and hitting it hard! When Charlie's not working out he's at some of London's hottest spots, leaving with a different lady each night. Let's take a look at some of his most recent conquests...	Up and coming xylophone superstar, Zola Marx
	Rose Knightley, Catapult Cutie!
	And abstract artist Maritza Marzipan
	Kalla Krane, daughter of the Pride of Portree's general manager.

Seems like things are heating up in the Kestrels' locker rooms! Rumor has it that there has been some inter-teammate mingling, and our guess? Why, the pair with the most beautiful eyes, of course? As if KENDALL BROADMOOR could go for anything less than KATE DAGWORTH?!
We caught up with Captain of the Wimbourne Wasps LUDO BAGMAN who had a very satisfied grin on his face after leaving the offices of the Daily Prophet. Should we stop the presses, Ludo? You have some more breaking news for us?	ODETTE MACFARLAN is looking rather chipper these days---could it be because she was caught snogging a mystery masked man at the Halloween Gala? We always knew she was a bad girl ;)
Apparently CADEN FLINT can't handle a crisis! With a missing sister-in-law, you'd think he'd be at his wife's constant side, ay? Minutes after this picture taken, we spotted Flint kissing a blonde woman in the shadows of a cafe! How could you do this to poor Stella?!	Dueling cutie DELILAH SPINNER gets caught up in her gorgeous gown at a local awards night! Quick with her wand, but not so agile in heels!
BLIND ITEMS ⁈ This missing-in-action Catapult is said to not be missed on the pitch, and her replacement, who is much younger, faster, and skinnier is looking like a more permanent figure on the field! ⁈ One lonely Magpie spent Halloween night chasing after the wife of a rival player----do you WANT to get punched mid-air, again?? ⁈ The WWN offices are heating up! Seems like this WITCH has been listening ratherly keenly to the news, and not because it's oh-so-interesting! We hear that the match is all the doing of a rather ambitious station manager, but that's just what we hear! ⁈ Boy Bun Boardman? ⁈ Frustrations run high as the trade deadline draws nearer; which all-stars are growing anxious, and want to set their sights on different teams to further their career? Magpies, Harpies, and Tornadoes oh my! Already in talks! ⁈ This Puddlemere bloke has been told he's getting too old to play for the team----is retirement looming in his future? And if so, should the rest of the boys start revving up for a coup? ⁈ This pair may have fallen in love across the pond in the vast wilderness of Canada, but don't get your hopes up; they've been over for a long time, they're just too nice to admit it.

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	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Alright. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 03:49 am UTC (link)
	What does THAT mean? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 04:01 am UTC (link)
	It means alright. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 04:03 am UTC (link)
	~~This is one of your tricks~~ You don't just stop a conversation like that with 'alright'! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Why not? You've said your piece and I need to consider its implications. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Implications! What implications! Women have kids and go back to work all the time! ~~You're making me feel bad about it!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Four months though? I just have to think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
	~~You know how hard I worked to get--~~ How long do you think, then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 04:35 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Four months? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 04:38 am UTC (link)
	~~JUST FOR THE RECORD I AM ABOUT READY TO START CRYING BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE THANK YOU FOR THAT--~~ You just said you weren't sure about that! You're not making any sense! ~~AND NOW I AM CRYING FUCK YOU PARKIN UGH~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't understand why you are freaking out. It's not like you'll give birth tomorrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 05:06 am UTC (link)
	~~I AM NOT FREAKING OUT OKAY!!!!~~ But apparently we've got some different ideas about what'll be going on when we do! One second four months isn't long enough and then the next it is! We've already skipped the planning on the rest of the important things in our lives, so---I am not freaking out! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I meant we have four months until it's very certain Infant will be present with us. And then it's four months until you want to work again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 05:24 am UTC (link)
	~~That's not what you meant, but okay.~~ I just don't want to think that we're not on the same page, and I don't think we are right now. Also, we can't start capitalizing infant like it's a proper noun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 05:26 am UTC (link)
	We don't have to be always, perhaps one of us needs to read to catch up. But there's reading involved. And thinking. You started it. He's just Infant, not like he's got a name yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 05:35 am UTC (link)
	~~WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN oh--stop being so smart~~ I really wish there was a book on how all of this is supposed to go. Not that I'd read it but it would be nice. He's almost halfway baked! Do you want a Junior? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 05:42 am UTC (link)
	There's not, I looked. No, not really. That's rather pretentious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Damn. We should write one! Aw, I think it's nice ~~unless I don't know what pretentious means~~ We could go super crazy Welsh or nice and plain English ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I doubt anyone would listen. English only. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 06:10 am UTC (link)
	So then we keep it for ourselves for the next infant or two. Poor little Bleiddudd never stood a chance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 06:13 am UTC (link)
	You think you want to do this more than once? No flying again. There was never any chance ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 06:17 am UTC (link)
	If this one turns out all right I don't see why we couldn't wait a few years for another one and time it better. Your son is going to be half a hearty Welsh you better get used to this desire to add a strange amount of consonants to words! But if you've got any family you like, now's your chance to honor them and all that nonsense. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Carys parkin 2011-11-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
	We'll see how ~~crazy you get~~ it goes. I don't know about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drake llewellyns 2011-11-14 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	What about whoever created the Parkin's Pincer? LEGENDARY QUIDDITCH NAAAAME dun dun dun. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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