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Five days after Magical Law Enforcement Officers responded to a call about a disturbance at a small shop just on the outskirts of London there has still been no sign of the shop owner, Chester Scabior. The collectibles boutique was found in ruin last Sunday evening and hitwizards are suspecting foul play. "It's pretty safe to say, whatever happened here was no accident. There are no suspects yet, but its still early on in the investigation. As for Mr. Scabior, if he was in the building when it burned down, the prospects for survival are pretty grim." If you have any information regarding this incident, please contact the Ministry immediately. |
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While many sources state that the lackluster performance of the CAERPHILLY CATAPULTS was the fault of former seeker BAZ COURTNEY, it seems there may be another culprit at hand! GEOFFREY BRAND has been accused by the Caerphilly management for betting against the Catapults and throwing matches to fix results! Evidence of his betrayal turned up after this weekend's win, and action is to be taken against Brand immediately, though the beater has not been seen since Friday's game. "He's indefinitely off our roster," Caerphilly manager Gareth Sayer stated. "Once we find him, we'll deal with him." Catapults captain CARYS PARKIN had no comment as she left the Caerphilly facilities today, causing speculation as to whether or not the team had been suspicious of Brand's poor sportsmanship. |
 Courtney has been the Catapults' Seeker for two seasons |
In a last minute trade, the BALLYCASTLE BATS acquired struggling seeker BAZ COURTNEY from the CAERPHILLY CATAPULTS. While this might come as a shock to fans of the Bats as the team has been on a very hot streak, they all knew after the devastating mid-air collision that left their starting seeker SAMMY BURGOS out for the rest of the season that they'd need someone of star-caliber flying skills. While Courtney's record with the Catapults has not been the best, there are rumors that a dysfunctional locker room led to his abysmal perforamce. His record with the THUNDELARRA THUNDERERS of Australia was nearly perfect----a change of pitches might do the Aussie some good. |
