Lavender Brown. (totalsnoop) wrote,
@ 2008-06-24 18:44:00

ATTENTION HOGWARTS:

DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.

BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!

HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE BROKEN UP, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

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	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:23 am UTC (link)
	You know I heard she's been snogging Filtch? Lot in common, those two. (Also I fancy you something terrible and desperately want in your pants.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Has she?! I have to tell everyone about this immediately!! (Right. You sure know how to knock a girl off her feet, Seamus.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Saw 'em with my own two eyes. Thought I'd surprise you with being the first to know. ('S'what I'm here for, sunshine.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Seamus!! Thank you, thank you! (Yeah, yeah. If not to get in my pants, right?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah, sunshine. The things I do for you, Merlin. (That too.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:34 am UTC (link)
	What else have you done for me? Kicked Ron Weasley in the nads? ~~Well, it could have been you.~~ (Oh Seamus, you're such a perv.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm totally going to. He's crazy if he doesn't want you. (And you love me for it.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:44 am UTC (link)
	You're totally not going to! You'll just say you're going to. (Do I?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:48 am UTC (link)
	What, you don't believe me? (Yes. Yes you do.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:50 am UTC (link)
	No. I don't believe you. (That's what YOU think.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a challenge to me, sunshine. (I'd love you if you wanted in my pants.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I know you won't do it. You're too afraid. (~~aASIDPFJASFK;~~ ~~but i DO want in your pants~~ Careful what you say, Seamus.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 02:54 am UTC (link)
	What do I get when I do? (Why?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 02:55 am UTC (link)
	What do you want? (Because.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
	The most you'll give me. (That's a stupid answer, sunshine.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 03:04 am UTC (link)
	That's unfair, Seamus. Set a boundary. (It was a stupid question.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Well tell me how much you think I could get. (You're feisty. I like that.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Well what do you want? ~~I can be whatever you want baby.~~ (Was that yet another come-on, dear?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Dangerous question, sunshine. (It's because I fancy you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 03:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm a dangerous girl. (Do you tell that to all the girls?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Nnnngh. (Only the ones I fancy.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh? Is that so? (Which is half the population of Hogwarts.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Nnnghal;sfjkd stop that. (Hey remember that time we went to Yule Ball together?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	totalsnoop 2008-06-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I didn't do anything, Seamus. ~~Heeeeee.~~ (How could I forget? You groped me every chance you got.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loverboy 2008-06-25 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I know. Stop it. (Did not! ~~Okay maybe once or twice.~~) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)