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YAMANAKA INO ❝山中いの❞ ([info]verdure) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 16:38:00


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Current mood: frustrated

→one.
So.

I think I burned down my apartment.









No, okay, I didn't burn it down, but the kitchen and bathroom are pretty much annihilated and part of the living room is scorched and I swear to god it wasn't my fault, except my landlord is blaming it on me leaving the oven on.

Like. I have an oven?

So anyway, he kicked me out for a few months while they fix everything up. Which totally sucks, let me tell you, because Shikamaru's place is even tinier than mine and his bathroom is like, microscopic or something, so I pretty much have to blow dry my hair in the bathtub. Which is so not safe and really, why didn't the building inspectors catch such gross negligence? This is unconscionable.

And now I can't find my flat iron.



...Ohhh.

See, I knew it wasn't the oven.



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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
just—...

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
...What?

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
you shoved me out of my own room.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
Yeah, no, I'm not sleeping on your lumpy old couch.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 12:57 am UTC (link)
without permission.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
Fine, god, you can sleep in the bed too.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 04:30 am UTC (link)
can't you find a new place.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 04:33 am UTC (link)
For only three months?

Besides, my landlord's still making me pay, the stingy bastard.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
mannnn what a pain in the ass.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 05:43 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I know. I mean, I have to live with you.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 05:45 am UTC (link)
three rules.

1. if you're going to sleep around, keep it out of my place.
2. i get to use the bathroom first, no matter how late i wake up.
3. don't answer the phone.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 05:47 am UTC (link)
How about this instead?

1. If I sleep around, it's none of your business.
2. No.
3. As if it ever rings.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 05:50 am UTC (link)
1. just keep it out of my place.
2. you take fucking forever. i take 15 minutes.
3. parents.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 05:58 am UTC (link)
1. Fine, god, whatever.
2. What if I wake up way earlier, huh? What if it's a totally desperate situation and I need to wash my hair before this big photoshoot or something and you're being a lazyass?
3. Oh! Why wouldn't I answer?

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
1. good.
2. check my sleeping schedule.
3. because it's not your phone.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
1. But if it's a totally desperate situation, I'll wash your sheets.
2. What sleeping schedule? You sleep like, all day.
3. But what if I want to talk to your parents, huh?

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 06:06 am UTC (link)
1. absolutely not.
2. you'll understand.
3. that's when you realize that what you want isn't really my top priority.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:12 am UTC (link)
1. I'll wash them twice.
2. God, you're the most annoying person ever, I swear.
3. Too bad, because you're stuck with me.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
1. keep the sex out of my place.
2. should've thought of that first before barging in.
3. whatever.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:19 am UTC (link)
1. It's probably the most sex your place will ever see.
2. Yeah, well, where else was I supposed to go?
3. That's better.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 06:23 am UTC (link)
1. yeah, well. it doesn't need whatever kink you have in mind.
2. not here.
3. ffffff

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:31 am UTC (link)
1. You seriously need to stop being so boring. And virginal.
2. There was no where else.

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 06:33 am UTC (link)
1. that's none of your business.
2. that's pathetic.

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[info]verdure
2009-08-17 06:38 am UTC (link)
SHUT UP. DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION?

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[info]haecceity
2009-08-17 06:39 am UTC (link)
you're the one that's mooching.

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