"Yeah it does but whatever you fuckin' say, professor!" she shot back absently, grinning a bit at the spot on impression, right before she was smacked back in the face. Flopping backwards as the pillow hit her, the taller blonde groaned. "Y'all couldn't teach a bird to fly, man.. let alone li'l kids. I'd do way better," she boasted. "Kids would love me, right? I seem like somebody a kid would like?"

It had been something that, despite her better judgment, she had been dwelling on. What if she was no good at it? What if the baby didn't like her? Worse, how old would it be before it started to resent her? She was getting ahead of herself, surely, but it was hard to worry about the situation at all without every little worry snowballing on her.

"Babies love me, I got that goofy face," she murmured, more to reassure herself than to tell Mack. "Anyway, you couldn't fly up the broad side of a barn so there. I ain't gunna cripple no kids! Maybe blow 'em up a bit, but that's Quodpot for ya!"

Perking up at the mention of a bachelor party, the blonde sipped her drink and raised an eyebrow. "Bachelor parties are for when ya get married, we ain't.. well, y'know maybe, but not right now. It's gotta be a daddy shower, I guess. Y'all can buy me power tools and ties I ain't never gunna wear," she joked. When Mack mentioned a baby shower, it was like her best friend was reading her mind, as usual.

"Damn, get outta my head, bitch! I was thinkin' that'd be real nice to do.. plus free stuff and cash, right? But I dunno nothin' bout that shit. Li'l sister and Kia got this in the bag though. They just dunno it yet! They'll make 'er all pretty and fancy and shit.. we'll jus' put up the high up decorations for 'em and drink beer. Fair, right?"

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"Of course kid's 'll like you," Mackenzie said seriously, putting down her pillow and looking at Hunter. As much as they liked to joke about who was the better flyer, it really wasn't about that. Mackenzie knew that Hunter would be a better teacher than she would, she just had that personality. The shorter girl might have been social when it came to seducing girls, but otherwise her social skills were abysmal. All of the friends she had were because of Hunter, she had met them all through the other girl. With the exception of Tatum, because Sera had introduced them, but she wasn't even sure that she could call them friends. "Hell Hunt, who doesn't like you in the end? You got that somethin', and I mean that in a no homo way."

Snorting at Hunter's description of a daddy shower, Mack rolled her eyes at the taller girl. "I ain't buying you any power tools dick, you'll take your goddamn hand off this time." She thought for a moment, before speaking again. "We'll get some fake ID's and go out or somethin, or just throw another rager in the forest. You have to out with a bang Hunt, it's only right."

The shorter girl just smirked at Hunter, "I don't wanna be your mind slut! Trust me, it's a scary fucking place in there. All kinds of sappy mush about Michiko and quodpot nonsense."

Mackenzie pulled out her phone to text Kia quickly before looking back up to Hunter. "Of course! It's the way it'll probably be twenty years from now when we both got families and stuff. We'd always be more of the dads, not like there are many women taller than we are anyway."

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Hunter laughed loudly, nodding her head and already feeling a little bit better upon hearing that. "I guess so, I am pretty hot shit.. I get along with people, I can get along wit' a baby. Everythin'll be real gravy, right? I'll do-- y'know, fun stuff with 'em. Teach 'em how to raise hell and give everybody a tough time," she half joked. She was sure Michi would kill her if she taught the little guy or girl too much mischief, but there was no way she wouldn't pass on all of her hell-raising tips and trips to her kids.

"Out with a bang, yeah. We'll do somethin' real fucking cool and jus' make it real awesome. Somethin' people are gunna remember! Before I go an' fade from everybody's memory when I become a full-time pops," she laughed back, nudging the shorter blonde roughly with her elbow. When her friend insulted her mind, she smirked further and gave her another rough elbow. "Hey! Ain't nothing wrong with what I got goin' on up in my brain.. don't act like you ain't sappy on the inside. I know all 'bout ya, Mackenzie Dubinsky. Better'n ya know yerself, got it?"

It was sort of true, and it worked both ways. It was why there was no one else she could have told this to first. If Mack approved, if Mack understood her reluctant feelings and could help her through, if Mack believed she could do it, than Hunter believed her. They had been through everything together over the years, and if they didn't support each other, there really wasn't anyone else. She had Michi now, of course, but Mack was like family. The closest thing that she had to a sister, other than Kia. The three of them were family, she almost wanted them to call her together.

"Couple of dads, that'll be us. Beer guts an' all, retired with some real badass wounds and junk. Our ladies are gunna be fallin' all over us and our kids.. well, y'know, they'll respect us an' shit. Cos we're so badass."

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