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Re: Bat Family
"Oh man, long story.

He decided that Alfred had to have a vacation and sent him off for a few days. Bad idea, cause the night before he's supposed to come back, dad gets chloroformed. And you know how much those hangovers after suck. So the next day he figured he needed to eat and decided to take one of my frozen pizzas. Somehow, none of us are really sure how, the night before while wandering the kitchen in search of coffee in full Bat gear he managed to crack the outer oven door glass. Bad enough right? Well when he's making this pizza, he gets impatient and decides to open it to check while drinking cold water. Spills the cold water on the inner glass of the door. Hot glass, cold water, bam! It's cracked. So now he's managed to crack both layers of glass on that door. He's still hungover so he doesn't really notice. Leaves the kitchen.

I'm doing homework and Alfred comes back so I go to welcome him. And literally as Alfred is putting down his bags? BAM! Giant explosion from the kitchen shakes the whole manor. We rush over and the oven glass has exploded and the door is almost off it's hinges. Glass all over. You should have seen their faces.

Let's just say Alfred banned him on the spot from ever stepping foot in that kitchen again."