dc_misc (dc_misc) wrote in dc_nextgen,
@ 2013-08-13 19:43:00

Entry tags:

barbie queen, cian daly, dinadan palmer, fang xian, green lantern dex, lizzy choi, plot - "the world according to pippi", team - jli

Robots attack!
The JLI had a little downtime, but it wasn't going to last. Explosions went off outside and the ground shook. When the JLI go outside they would see giant robots attacking. Two of their members were missing.

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	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-09-26 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	"Are they some sort of group of bad guys? Terrorists? Super villains?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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bobblehead
2013-09-26 11:33 pm UTC (link)

"Its complicated. A long time ago, people decided that organized crime wasn't doing a good enough job, and they needed someone else to take their money and pretend it was legal. So they picked two groups... Republicans and Democrats... and every four years, people get to pick which one of them is going to take their money because they know how to talk really prettily about what they'll spend all the money on. So, its sort of like the old, white guy version of American Idol.

Anyway, the Republicans are the ones who really like walls, and don't like aliens. Only elephants. The elephants part is sort of ok, anyway. But you need to stay away from them.

I'm still not sure where the Who figures in though."

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	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-09-26 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	"Huh. Why don't they just stop giving both groups their money?" Earthlings were strange. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere bobblehead 2013-09-26 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	"Because they own all of the roads and schools and most of the policemen's things. If we stopped giving them money, then they'd stop promising to eventually fix the roads, people might not learn about important things like math and train schedules, and all the policemen would have to stop crime in their underwear." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-10-05 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	"So why don't people just fix things themselves?" Dex asked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere bobblehead 2013-10-06 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	"Because there's not enough trucks. If you watch enough TV, you learn how important trucks are to fixing everything. I suspect that the Republicans and Democrats are making sure to limit the number of trucks." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-10-07 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	He was going to ask another question, but decided against it. He didn't understand Earth politics and he had other things to work on. Like getting out of here. "How do we get out of here?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere bobblehead 2013-10-07 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	"We walk out the door as soon as it opens. If its the Republicans, they'll let us out after the next election, once its too late to vote for someone else." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-10-07 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	"When's the next election?" Dex asked. The more he learned about Earth politics, the more he got confused. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere bobblehead 2013-10-07 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	"I think they hold an election every time they run out of money for commercials and tacky little lawn signs." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-10-07 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	"Are the Democrats evil too?" he asked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Elsewhere

bobblehead
2013-10-07 10:40 pm UTC (link)

"Politicians are all evil, they're just different kinds of evil. When they let us out, if its the Republicans, we'll just need to go get you back from Mexico. If its the Democrats, for some reason, they'll just make you switch to Visa. They don't think Aliens should be using Mastercard or American Express or things like that. I don't know why they'd hold you in here for that, though. So its probably the Republicans."

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	Re: Elsewhere green_lantern 2013-10-08 12:12 am UTC (link)
	"Whoever it is, I'm going to beat them into a pulp when I get out of here." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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