mmmbeards (mmmbeards) wrote in equations,
@ 2009-02-03 11:01:00

a friend of my friends crashed at my house this weekend and while we were heading out the door, casually mentioned that she "might have" peed the bed because she "woke up all wet". what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK!? do people not feel shame any more? this is unacceptable and she's not allowed in my home unsupervised again (or at the least all i need is a warning before she comes over so i can put down some newspapers)

anyway, moving on, my adorable friend, daniel, turned 22 this weekend and we all went out for interracial dinner.

i am always a drunken mess.

"NO, GO AWAY"

daniel and his LADYFRIEND

daniel and his friend he met on the train

i am one of those three asians in the above photo.

i've been going out too much lately and as a result i have $0.14 in my bank account until thursday at midnight. my dad happens to be in town for the next three weeks, however, so maybe i can extract some free-lunches from this man or force him to take me grocery shopping.

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ballet
2009-02-04 05:32 am UTC (link)

In the morning I am always in a bitch slapping mood, that chick would've been beat. However, I had this girl over from VT and she was sloshed out of mind body and soul, and she peed all over my floor, the mattress I let her sleep on, and also had the drunken nerve to put her pee/ladystuff-soaked-used girl products (yes she had both in/on) on the floor next to my toilet so my dad would get up later and see them. Yeah, she didn't sleep over again after that. Subsequently, she ended up in rehab. /novel

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	mmmbeards 2009-02-04 08:01 am UTC (link)
	holy fuck, and i thought this chick was crazy. i never knew there were so many victims of drive-by urination. D= (Reply to this)(Parent)

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