Hashirama Senju (devilswalknstik) wrote in itai,
@ 2009-08-22 08:24:00

At this rate, becoming a full blown alcoholic is imminent.

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tobirama
2009-08-24 01:51 am UTC (link)

He will be though, right? That's generally what happens after you man up and stop acting like a middle school girl. Or did you not think of that yet.

You know, I was wondering. That "Senju Curse," Grandpa talked about once, saying that all Senju men were doomed to have bad luck with women... I wonder if that's a sign we're all meant to be gay. No wonder the family is shrinking.

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	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 02:08 am UTC (link)
	The thought has crossed my mind but then again, he might reject it as well so it's not good label is that yet. I totally forgot about that. It looks like you might be the one to carry on the name, unless there is something you aren't telling me. Any problems with love life as well? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

tobirama
2009-08-24 02:17 am UTC (link)

If he's as extraordinarily good looking as you say, then you don't really have time to sit around and think he'll say no. You already let one person get away from you. I don't think you get that many chances.

... I'm only saying this because I don't want you to be that crazy old man of the forest, living in a cottage and scaring school kids with your talk of how the trees are angry with them. I worry, you know.

I've got commitment problems. So I can assure you there's a curse.

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devilswalknstik
2009-08-24 03:50 am UTC (link)

I have been wondering about that. There would be plenty of people who would love to I'm not too sure if dating him would be correct but they would want to samples the goods so to speak so, that is... hmm. Maybe I have been completely missing signs.

Ah, so you aren't the one to break it. Guess we will be cursed forever. Definitely from father's side. Well, there are plenty of women here who would love to get their hands on someone rich and successful if you ever want a helping hand. No, just kidding. Stay away from them.

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	tobirama 2009-08-24 04:04 am UTC (link)
	You think too much, you know. You ever just act on impulse? Women are supposed to like getting swept off their feet-- maybe gay guys like it too. I might be too picky, too. I've never gotten close enough to get to the serious relationships you seem to have. It's like I know what to do, but I haven't met anybody worth it yet. I suppose it just takes time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

devilswalknstik
2009-08-24 05:09 am UTC (link)

No. Never. That is, everything must be thought out before taking action or else, it could end up a bigger mess than before. No matter what the situation. Even when I proposed to her, I was planning for weeks for it. Maybe while drunk. That might have been the only time.

Not like I am the best for offering dating advice to you given my track history but it's bound to happen. Then again, some people aren't destined to be partnered up either. Whatever way happens, there is always room for you on my couch.

Are you unhappy about it? Being alone and content is one thing but being miserable about it, I wouldn't want to see you go through that.

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	tobirama 2009-08-24 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Don't lose another one, Hashirama. I'll come park my ass on it, don't worry. And I'm still young enough to not be tired of the bachelor life. It's you I'm worried about. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Are you trying to say that I am old? Thirty is still a good age. A good age to be settling down and having children and not thinking about supporting brothers on a couch. I should be crashing on your couch, eating leftovers and crying about a divorce at this age. I am old. I think it is time to change that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 06:12 am UTC (link)
	What, you want my couch now? Or a time machine? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Right now, I would take a refreshing drink but I'm trying to cut back, (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 06:34 am UTC (link)
	See, now you're sounding like an old man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Hush you. You aren't that much younger. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 06:43 am UTC (link)
	You're right, I can't hold facial hair as well as you can. I look homeless, while you look distinguished. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 06:49 am UTC (link)
	It is the superior older sibling gene or some kind of genetic misfunction. A lot of women don't like men with facial hair so you have a better chance over someone like me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I like the genetic mutation. I always said you had older brother germs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 07:34 am UTC (link)
	I preferred uniqueness over you making it sound like I have school yard cooties. You were the more attractive one anyway, lack of ability to grow facial hair or not. Its like a constant 5 o'clock shadow and it never budges. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 08:19 am UTC (link)
	You do have school yard cooties. Hey, women are weird about it. They love the look, but they complain that it scratches their face. I'll never get it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Do not. I feel your pain. I was constantly being told to shave it off and then complained to when it grew back because it was prickly. Women are very hard to please. And don't let them near you with waxing strips. Even if you are drunk, having your chest hair ripped out is still painful. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Do too. I have never let any soul near me with waxing strips. Dear brother, what tortures have you been through. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Do not times ten. The power of the female species. You becomes a slave to them when you are intoxicated with love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Do so, times infinity. Don't make me scared of it, or anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	That was a dirty move. I shouldn't be contributing to those problems. Forget that I said that. Most women wouldn't want to wax you or give you pedicures, think your long hair is good to braid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	I fight dirty, sorry. If that's what you've been through, then no wonder you went for a man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-08-24 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	If I didn't love you that much, I would glue up all the taps in your house. I really don't think that was a contributing factor, not that I enjoyed going through that at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tobirama 2009-08-24 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	... Ouch. You're secretly very cruel. I wouldn't have the guts to go through hurting your gardens either. Does your hair braid well? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)