So... this is the part where things get weird. Ok, weirder than normal for Deadpool.
This is the part where a girl with a stuffed parrot stapled to her shoulder, and wearing an unnecessary eyepatch cuts one of the ropes on her own ship while holding onto the upper rope. The sudden release of tension snaps the rope upward like a rubber band, sending her flying, with a shouted 'ARRRR!' onto the rigging of the pirate ship, where, without missing a beat, she slides down a rope, drawing a pair of vintage black powder pistols on the doubtless surprised pirates.
"Avast ye swabs! Hide yer wenches and mead, cause I've come for... what the fuck? Not a single one of you fuckers has a peg leg... damnit. How can you be pirates without peg legs."
She shoots the nearest man in the shin. There, problem fixed.
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