"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Tech says, backing away toward the furthest corner of the room, arms extended to keep the woman back.
"Firstly, I cannot acquiesce to your flattering-yet-ill-timed carnal advances. As I said, my Significant Other would murder us both before we knew we were dead.
Secondly, and most importantly, I cannot engage in such activity with someone I do not have the deepest and most personal knowledge of. So, you see, it really isn't you. It's me." Tech says.
That line usually works when breaking up with someone, right? Not that he wants to break up with her, or even have a relationship with her that requires breaking up, but....yeah.
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