ng_mojoverse (ng_mojoverse) wrote in marvel_nextgen,
@ 2011-06-08 21:27:00

Entry tags:

david roberts, inactive - torn ear, npc team - mojoforce, plot-"dating game", rachel summers, starbridge, team - x-men

Let the Show Begin!
"Crap, crap, crap, really bad crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, porn, crap, crap, crappy porn, crap, crap, crap.."

Each of the words was punctuated by a click of a remote and the changing of a channel. Mojo, supreme ruler of the Mojoverse and master programmer supreme, sultan of the air waves, tip top tv exec, and the person responsible for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, was not happy.

"Why are my ratings DOWN?!" he bellowed. He looked left. He looked right. And he realized that there was no one around to listen to his rantings. "DOMO! DOMO! DOMO!"

"You bellowed, oh bulbous one?" Major Domo, his majordomo asked, appearing behind him with enough quietness that the great Mojo was forced to jerk in surprise.

"What have I told you about sneaking up on me?!" he demanded.

"I was making plenty of noise, oh supreme one. Doubtless you were simply engaged in creating superior programming and did not hear me."

"Yes, well... yeah, I was. But why are my ratings DOWN?!" He gestured toward the tvs. "I mean, I've got people out there readings books! Dead trees! And this FaceSpace and myBook and tweeter-de-dee?! What's wrong with these people?! Why aren't they watching?! I need a new show. I need inspiration. Something that will really put the butts back in the seats. And then something that will keep them there. Maybe some kind of glue... Domo, look into super-glue suppliers. Tell them we'll take everything they have. Literally. Or else I'll send Spiral after them!"

Domo sighed. He was used to dealing Mojo's moods. And he knew just the thing to bring him out of it. "If I may offer a suggestion, oh Video Master?"

Mojo seemed unresponsive, so Domo took the initiative and waved a remote in front of his face, large yellow eyes following its every move. He turned the TV on.

"As you can see, the X-Man called Rachel Summers is engaged in quite the romantic conundrum. Three different suitors, three different demographics. The Prince, the Bat Boy, and the Furry. You could get quite the audience draw with them."

"No, no, no!" Mojo ranted. "That's a terrible idea! We need something good! ...Wait, I've got it! We'll kidnap the Summers girl and her three boy toys, throw in one of our own, put it on TV. Call it... Who Wants to Marry a Mutant! We'll make millions! Make it happen! GET ME THAT PHOENIX!"

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	ng_mojoforce 2011-06-10 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Kimber just yawns, looking ready to go so far as to sit down, as the earth starts to turn to mud underneath the dueling males. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2011-06-11 02:47 am UTC (link)
	An irate woman in a business suit strides into the room. "My client is suing you people for everything you got! For starters, we're taking away your power priveleges. Hit it!" And then all the power in the Xavier Insitute suddenly went dead. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smallestbear 2011-06-12 02:36 am UTC (link)
	"What the hell lady," David snaps. But he moves even as he feels the stunning pain from Timeslot. That hurt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2011-06-12 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Timeslot took another shot at the boy's head. Mojo wanted him taken and brought back, but they didn't have to be in perfect shape. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marvel_girl 2011-06-12 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	"David!" Rachel cried out, dropping out of the sky. For just a moment, she was open to attack. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	guard_kitty 2011-06-12 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Torn Ear slogs through the mud and puts himself between Rachel and the stun grenade as it goes off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2011-06-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Antagonista took a shot at Rachel with her ray gun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smallestbear 2011-06-19 02:36 am UTC (link)
	David gets hit pretty solidly but he isn't out. He rolls in the grass though seeing spots and can feel hi body start to deal with the pain quickly, not as quick as his Dad or Misha but still pretty fast. It was just a good knock to the head after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gildedcage 2011-06-19 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Starbridge is also turning in a panic to watch Rachel, and the concussive force hits him hard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2011-06-19 05:26 am UTC (link)
	"I am sorry we were not able to settle this dispute like gentlemen. Perhaps in the games." Sweepzweak offers, sounding sincere, before trying to bop Starbridge over the head with the pommel of his sword. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marvel_girl 2011-06-19 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	The blast hits her hard, knocking Rachel down. She hits her head when she does... and goes out cold. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	guard_kitty 2011-06-21 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Torn Ear would go berserk at that sight, if he wasn't being taken out by the grenade. He falls to the ground. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ng_mojoforce 2011-06-21 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	And with the X-Men successfully down and out... they, and the Mojoforce, vanished. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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