schlongbottom (schlongbottom) wrote in notanother,
@ 2012-10-30 17:51:00

Neville had been spending a lot of time trying to figure out if going on a date with Pansy Parkinson was a good idea or not. Probably not, but he wanted to. He liked her. At least his crush wasn't as bad as Regulus's. There was just something about girls with backgrounds drenched in evil, apparently. Maybe they could blame it on being Gryffindors.

He glanced at Regulus as they walked along the outside of the Forbidden Forest, then cleared his throat. "I... saw Pansy Parkinson the other day," he said. "She came down to the pumpkin patch for a bit. We talked." Neville rubbed the back of his neck. "I don't know if you're influencing me to do stupid things or what, but I kind of asked her out."

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	regularblack 2012-10-30 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Regulus liked June. He didn't think there was anything too dangerous about it. Even her brother hadn't gone out of his way to come trample him. He chewed his bottom lip as he waited outside the Forbidden Forest He glanced at Neville for a moment and arched his brow. "You... asked her out. Wait, how is this my fault?" (Reply to this)(Thread)

schlongbottom
2012-10-30 11:24 pm UTC (link)

"You're the one who's seeing June Riddle," Neville reminded him. "You're putting ideas in my head. Pansy and I started talking and I've always thought she was cute, but then she started saying she and Lestrange were only together because it was convenient and that really he liked boys so I just... asked."

He looked at Regulus. "How are things going with your girlfriend, by the way? Have your parents found out yet? I saw... You know who I saw. How did that even happen?"

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	regularblack 2012-10-30 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm not putting ideas in your head. Pansy is different than June." Regulus frowned at that and shook his head. "Junes's family is batshit insane. Not herself. You know?" He sighed softly and nodded. "Dad knows. So does my other dad. It's fine. They've not lectured me on it." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schlongbottom
2012-10-30 11:42 pm UTC (link)

"My grandmother would probably pat me on the back and encourage me if she found out," Neville said, frowning to himself and trying to work out how he felt about that. "I don't -- she's not the people she spends her time with. Like June isn't her family, I guess. I just like her. She was nice to me in first-year, before we got Sorted."

He shoved his hands in his pockets and glanced into the forest, looking over the foliage nearest to them for anything interesting. "Maybe they're waiting until the holidays to spring a lecture on you."

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	regularblack 2012-10-30 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Do you really fancy her that much, mate?" Regulus asked as he leaned back against the tree and then held his hand out for gillyweed. He knew that Neville knew he always expected it. And Neville was the only person who could really supply it. "I doubt they'll lecture me." Regulus shook his head. "I'm finding out a lot of useful information for the order." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schlongbottom
2012-10-30 11:59 pm UTC (link)

Neville rolled his eyes when Regulus held out his hand, digging in his pocket for the gillyweed he had on him. "Yeah, I fancy her. She's smart and gorgeous and really sweet when you've got her alone. Who wouldn't fancy her?"

He handed Regulus a joint. "I've only got a bit left. I'll have to harvest a bit more soon. What kind of information? Don't get yourself killed, okay?"

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schlongbottom
2012-10-31 12:06 am UTC (link)

"Have you tried to shag her yet?" Regulus asked as he pulled out his papers and began to roll a spliff. "I bet her legs would look good wrapped around your waist. And you need to get rid of your innocence."

He ran a hand through his hair and put the joint between his lips, lighting it with the tip of his wand. "I won't get killed like my namesake. It's just small information. And no one suspects my father of being unloyal."

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schlongbottom
2012-10-31 12:10 am UTC (link)

Neville snorted. "I just asked her out. Of course I haven't tried to shag her. We haven't even properly gone on a date yet. If I didn't manage to shag Luna, Hannah, Padma, or Ginny, how do you think I'd manage it with Pansy in one day?"

He paused for a moment, then raised an eyebrow. "Are you asking because you shagged June? Is that where this is coming from? And of course no one suspects your father. He's best friends with Narcissa Malfoy, isn't he? You're best friends with me, which makes you a lot more suspicious. They'll think I'm the one who's a bad influence because of my parents."

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regularblack
2012-10-31 12:41 am UTC (link)

"Pansy is a Slytherin. Slytherin girls are proven to be way more easy than Gryffindor girls. Or Hufflepuffs." Regulus shook his head and looked Neville over. "You could probably be in her knickers in no time if you just slid our hand up her skirt."

"Shag June?" That was a proposterous idea. He laughed and shook his head. "Do you know who her father is? He's probably got a spell on her from birth that if any man sticks their cock in her, it'll rot off. I'm not an idiot."

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schlongbottom
2012-10-31 12:52 am UTC (link)

"Maybe I'm not as easy as other Gryffindor boys," Neville said, smiling at Regulus affectionately. "I just want to take her out on a date. I'll worry about whether or not we're going to shag later."

He laughed at Regulus's reaction to the idea of shagging June. "I don't know," he said. "Has anyone told Riddle he has a daughter? It's not like he parades her about the way he does Merlin and Malfoy. Your cock is probably safe."

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	regularblack 2012-10-31 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Regulus rolled his eyes at Neville. He could be such a pussy sometimes. Which was sad, for a Gryffindor. He looked at Neville fo a moment and then shook his head. "He knows that she's there. He's trying to betroth her." Regulus hesitated. "I asked my dad to make a bid on her hand." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	schlongbottom 2012-10-31 02:49 am UTC (link)
	"Really?" Neville gave Regulus a puzzled look. "But you -- I mean, did you ask him to big because you like her, or because you think it'll... I don't know. Do something?" He held his hand out for the joint in Regulus's hand. "If you like her that much then you should introduce me to her. I've never really talked to any of them but Pansy." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	regularblack 2012-10-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	"Do something? What would it do?" Regulus asked as he glanced at Neville. "Besides betroth me to a girl that I definitely don't deserve? She's too beautiful and way too smart to be stuck with me." Regulus sighed and held out the joint. "I do like her. I'm not sure I want her to meet my friends yet. She may run away from you, plant boy." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schlongbottom
2012-10-31 03:04 am UTC (link)

Neville took a drag from the joint as he thought over what Regulus had said. "You really like her, don't you? I thought maybe you were trying to be a brave Gryffindor and take one for the team or something. That's going to be complicated."

He held the spliff out to Regulus. "Not that dating Pansy wouldn't be. I'm much less weird than you. I don't know what you're talking about."

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	regularblack 2012-10-31 03:20 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not weird. I'm eccentric." Regulus pointed out with a jolly laugh, shaking his head. "And don't you fucking forget it, boy-o." He slapped Neville on the back and took the joint away from him. "And so what if I do like her?" He asked. "She's a catch. And she's beautiful." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schlongbottom
2012-10-31 03:32 am UTC (link)

"Right, eccentric. I forgot you were rich enough that all your quirks become charming rather than bizarre." Neville laughed and leaned his head back against a tree. "Even if you don't pay me for getting us gillyweed."

He thought about June Riddle for a moment. She was pretty. Neville liked brunettes in particular. Still. "Not as pretty as Pansy. I guess it's just weird because she's Riddle's daughter and he's a fucking maniac. It's like how Pansy is dating Thoreau Lestrange. I have trouble imagining that the child of a sadistic monster isn't affected by their parent. Or parents."

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regularblack
2012-10-31 06:11 pm UTC (link)

"Do you want me to pay you for getting gillyweed?" Regulus asked, arching a brow. "I just assumed that as your friend I didn't have to." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a sack. "There's ten galleons in that."

"Do you think that there's something wrong with my girlfriend, mate?" Regulus asked as he turned to his friend and frowned. "Because her dad is Riddle?"

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schlongbottom
2012-10-31 06:22 pm UTC (link)

"No, I don't want you to pay me," Neville said, shaking his head. "You are my friend. I'm just saying. You're rich. You could pay me if I required payment."

He hesitated for a moment. The right answer was no, but he wasn't sure that was the truthful answer. "I've never even talked to her," he pointed out. "You should introduce me to her. Unless you're that ashamed of me."

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	regularblack 2012-10-31 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	"Make up your mind, mate." Regulus laughed and tucked the money back into his pocket. He shrugged and looked around, taking a long drag from the joint before passing it again. "I guess I should let you meet her." Regulus nodded. "As long as you let me meet yours. There's that whole dance in a month that we have to think about." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

schlongbottom
2012-10-31 07:51 pm UTC (link)

"Mine isn't my girlfriend yet. She's still dating someone else," Neville pointed out. "Even then I don't know if she'll agree to be my girlfriend. We're just going on a date. But if it works out, of course I'll let you meet her."

He made a face thinking about the dance. "My gran's already making a fuss about it. She's got my dad's dress robes out and cleaned for me already."

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	regularblack 2012-10-31 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm sure she'll want to date you. You're a catch." Regulus slapped Neville on the back and gave him a grin. "You'll have bitches on your dick and everything." "Do you think you'll ask Pansy?" Regulus arched a brow. "You know, your gran would like that too." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	schlongbottom 2012-10-31 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Neville laughed. "I don't know," he said. "Maybe I want to preserve my manly purity. I don't think I really want bitches on my dick, you know? I'd rather have a nice girl." He thought about Pansy for a moment, then shrugged. "Maybe," he said. "If she likes me when she gets to know me better. I wouldn't be doing it because gran liked it." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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