it's shippable exists, Cella ships it"
Why porn when I insist on being pure for you?
title; die another day
characters; Sakura...versus toothbrush.
It starts as a bad day.
It sucks, because, first off, the alarm goes off too close to her head, and although she is normally a morning person, today is not it. "Noooo," she moans into her pillow, and slams her hand into the snooze button before covering her head with the second pillow (that she insists to use just for the sake of clinging to something in her sleep).
Except then she realizes she can't sleep in today. She can't even afford the snooze button.
Biochem exam, oh shi--
Sakura jumps out of bed, and scrambles for the clock, in a flurry of bedsheets and pillows (and a stray feather here and there). Good, she's still on time. She still has time for the relaxing shower, the uplifting breakfast, and the morning excercise, and the walk to campus.
Except the building's run out of hot water already (she bets the neighbours from the third floor, apartment C are to blame, with their dalliances and their romantic morning showers and oh god she wants to drown them in the hot water they used up). And she burns her toast (because she's looking for the cereal in the cupboard and forgets to set the timer on the lowest level for the toaster), and spills her cereal (when she picks up the toast and burns her fingers, and the ensuing flailing causes her elbow to knock into the cereal bowl). And morning excercise is substituted by cleaning her kitchen.
And then. And then. As she steps into the bathroom again, ready for that one last routine -- she does have a bit of toasty taste left in her mouth -- and she thinks This, at least, has to go well, her beautiful electrical toothbrush does not work.
Blinded by rage, Sakura forgets trivial things such as "batteries", and grips onto the handle of the toothbrush, letting out a roar before slamming it against the sink. Repeatedly.
Sakura: 1, Toothbrush: 0. Take that, destiny!
And suddenly, all things start to seem less troubling. Natural balance is restored, and Sakura is once more the master of the house.
That afternoon when her mother's psychologist phones her for the tenth time that week to ask her if she'd considered his offer, Sakura gladly answers: "Thank you, but I don't need anger management classes," before throwing her broken toothbrush into the bin.
...you show that toothbrush, Sakura. You show it.
That toothbrush threatened Sakura's semedom. It had to be done.
I have a request because I know that we'll NEVER, EVER LOG IT.
Halloween. What really happened with Sakura/Naruto [maybe Neji] vs. the Parents. :|a
I knew you'd ask for this and I hate you for even daring to think it would be as long as a drabble.
I've known you long enough to expect something beautiful from my specific requests. ♥
I'll be waiting~
title; pick your threats well
characters; Sakura, Naruto, Neji, Haruno parents
She loves her parents. It’s not that she does not love them. It’s impossible for a child not to love their parents--at least to her, it’s unconceivable. So, it’s true that she loves them, despite the grief they have caused her so many times. Despite how they’ve controlled her life from day one. Despite how even at twenty-one they think they’re the ones who know who’s best for her. It’s not that she doesn’t love her parents -- she does. She does. Like that little girl that still wants to get patted on the head when she does something right, or the teenager that still needs her mother’s advice regarding boys.
But they cross a line she swore never to let them cross again.
And what’s worse, they cross it with Naruto standing right in front of them. So when her mother accuses Naruto again of being the cause of all of Sakura’s problems, and Sakura’s rebelliousness, her love for her parents starts to choke her. It starts to weigh down on her shoulder like five, six anvils piled together. Duty, honour, obedience, respect, gratitude, guilt. There’s a name for each anvil, and each anvil is tied to the love she has for them. But in that moment, while she’s holding onto Naruto’s hand tightly under the table, tight enough to break a bone, and painfully aware that even Neji is watching for her reaction, Sakura decides that screw it. Screw it.
They need to wear the same amount of anvils.
So she starts with guilt. “I tried to let you know respectfully that because I appreciate you so much, and am thankful for all your help, I will be less of a bothersome daughter and take my life and economical support into my own hands. I’m sorry to see that even this does not please you. I can’t imagine what would,” she tells them, and everyone in the room pretends her voice does not crack with the last word.
“But,” she hisses, and stands up from the table. Pulls Naruto up with her. “But if you insult this man again, in front of me, or not, I will make sure to please you in disgracing you as much as you want, and we will send all our children to you so you care for them.”
And after a beat, because why the hell not, she adds: “And then I’ll send Neji’s children, too.”
Without waiting for another scathing reply from her parents, Sakura turns around and leaves the house. She’s relatively happy with that speech. And when Naruto laughs so hard it scares her neighbours, and pulls her into a hug, she almost, almost cries -- but abstains. She lets him hug her, and hugs him back.
She loves her parents, and she’s sure they love her too. And maybe one day, things will change. But right now, she loves him more.
SO REQUESTING INO/SAKURA.
What they're doing in Bangkok RIGHT NOW.
...so about that drabble you still owe :)
with shikamaru's money
might i add. 8|
well it's not like Sakura has any so...sure 8)
...Lol, I don't know. Tenten/Sakura stuck in an elevator. How Sakura really got over her jealousy.
i know you want to. C:
i havent read porn in a really long time. :(
or you know. sakura's pov. 8)
OR BOTH IDK
/ is a bitch
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