james sirius potter. (siriuslyjames) wrote in slutverse,
@ 2012-07-02 16:01:00

James sat in the living room of the Burrow with his feet up on the living room table. Their Grandma was out, so he wasn't too worried about getting in trouble. Besides, the woman adored him. He was very good at charming his way out of any trouble with her, which was something most of the other cousins couldn't claim.

"Roxy, come here and help me decide who I'm gifting with an invitation to go out with me," he said, waving at his favourite cousin and best friend. "I got three Floo addresses at the Malfoy's party the other night."

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	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 12:58 am UTC (link)
	"Good point. Fucking the enemy sounds appealing, but I think I'd get tired of it fast. They're all so smarmy. I don't know how Al handles being friends with one." James tossed the Slytherin's information away. "Hufflepuff. Legs. She's called Gemma or something?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	roxanneweasley 2012-07-03 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Roxanne frowned and grabbed the card. "Blonde and legs is mine. Go with the Ravenclaw. You need someone who makes you look like more of an idiot than you actually are." She took another bite of her sandwich. "We should find Albus a boyfriend this year." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
	"Fuck off. I'm not an idiot," James said, but whatever. He was fine with having the Ravenclaw. He tucked it into his pocket. "But I'll take it. He was cute enough." He made a face when Roxanne mentioned Albus. "Do we have to? I guess he can't on his own. His hair is terrible. Who would be good for him? Some Quidditch groupie?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

roxanneweasley
2012-07-03 01:31 am UTC (link)

Roxanne snorted. She loved how offended James sometimes got. It was adorable. He thought he was so cute and so charming. She thought he was obnoxious and overbearing. But, that's why she loved him, she supposed.

"He can't on his own. Because he's too stuck on that Malfoy kid who will never love him back." Roxanne pointed out. "We've got to get him someone nice. A nice Gryffindor."

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	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 01:40 am UTC (link)
	"He likes Malfoy?" James made a face. Roxanne noticed things he didn't. He put it down to her being a girl. "He -- wait. Which one? The Slytherin one? Not even the Gryffindor? Fucking Al. Bad enough he's friends with the git." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	roxanneweasley 2012-07-03 01:48 am UTC (link)
	"Yes. He fancies the Slytherin Malfoy. Scorpius or whatever." Roxanne shrugged. "One of the two with the really awful names. The one that looks more like a model." Roxanne snorted and took a sip of juice. "It's not as if your dating skills are much better. You date complete losers." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 01:53 am UTC (link)
	James didn't like the thought of his little brother fancying a Slytherin. Especially a stuck-up Malfoy Slytherin who apparently didn't fancy him back. "Well, we obviously need to save him from his crush. What a waste." "I don't fancy any of them," James pointed out. "I just... spend time with them. Shag them. Charm them. Leave them. I can get a date, at least." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	roxanneweasley 2012-07-03 01:57 am UTC (link)
	"You get one date and then you tell them to fuck off. You're like, the worst person to date ever." Roxanne informed him and shook her head. "At least I have the decency to give them a month before I dump them off." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 01:58 am UTC (link)
	"So?" James grinned at Roxanne. "One day I'll find someone I want to keep around for longer. For now, I'm fine with the way things are going. I don't need to go on more than one date to find out I think they're boring." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	roxanneweasley 2012-07-03 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Roxanne laughed. "If they're boring, you're not doing it right." She pointed out, then offered him a bite of her sandwich. "You aren't shagging them right. That's the most fun part. You know?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 02:07 am UTC (link)
	James rolled his eyes at Roxanne a bit, but took the bite of her sandwich. "I am shagging them right. You don't know how I'm shagging them," he told her. "But I agree. It is the most fun part." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	roxanneweasley 2012-07-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
	"We're sluts, aren't we?" Roxanne asked with a giggle and then shook her head. "We're complete sluts and no one will ever love us." "Yes. You are." Albus replied as he entered the kitchen and grabbed himself a soda. He looked her over. "Especially James." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
	"Shut up, Albus. You're just jealous you don't get laid at all," James said, smiling at his brother as he wrapped an arm around Roxanne's shoulders. "Roxy and I were just talking about how we need to get you laid." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alboos 2012-07-03 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Albus frowned at that. "How do you know I'm not getting laid? Because I'm not in a relationship?" He arched a brow at that. "That doesn't mean I'm not having sex. You don't know anything about me." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 03:11 am UTC (link)
	"Are you having sex?" James asked Albus, arching an eyebrow at him. "Roxy seems to think you've got a thing for the Slytherin Malfoy and I'm inclined to believe her. You do spend an awful lot of time with him." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alboos 2012-07-03 03:34 am UTC (link)
	"Scorpius is my best friend." Albus informed his brother and shook his head. "So is his twin Cepheus. That's not who I'm seeing and it's none of your business. Okay?" Roxanne arched a brow. "Who do you think he's seeing?" She asked James. "I think he's lying." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 03:44 am UTC (link)
	"He's definitely lying," James agreed, looking his brother over. "We think you're lying. You're making things up because you think we'll think less of you for being untouched, and you're right. We do. Especially since you're a liar too." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alboos 2012-07-03 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Albus shook his head. He knew that he was snogging someone. He may not be shagging anyone, but he was definitely snogging someone. "Whatever." He shook his head. "I don't have to prove myself to you. Don't worry about getting me a date. I can get my own." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	siriuslyjames 2012-07-03 04:21 am UTC (link)
	James hummed doubtfully. "Sure you can," he said, voice mockingly soothing. "We believe you, Al. You're not awkward with big hair at all." He looked at Roxy. "Maybe someone took pity on him." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alboos 2012-07-03 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Roxanne hummed softly. "I don't know. I don't think Albus is such a bad looking bloke." She told him and then shrugged. Albus frowned. "Fuck you. Fuck the both of you. I'm sorry I'm not a cold-hearted slut." He left the room. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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