Emmet Belby (fret) wrote,
@ 2009-07-16 22:11:00

[Alecto and Evan and Matilda and Mackenzie.] Why are pregnant women insane? Present company excluded. You were a perfect pregnant woman, Matilda. Mackenzie too. Absolutely glowing.

Clara thinks I'm out boozing every night or I don't know, I think I told her I was doing research for songs. Now she's pissed at me.

She's being paranoid and says I need to show more emotion, but what the fuck.

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	Wards matildas 2009-07-17 07:18 am UTC (link)
	~~Darling, you married a Hufflepuff, what did you honestly----~~ Oh dear! Now Emmet, are you sure it's not just a mood swing? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:27 am UTC (link)
	She's staying at her brother's tonight. I told her that's what I thought it was and she accused me of being unemotional. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards matildas 2009-07-17 07:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh Emmet! You never tell a pregnant woman you think she's just being hormonal! That's the first rule of it all! Now, we're just going to have to figure out how to make her happy. What does she like that you can spoil her with completely? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. Clothes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards matildas 2009-07-17 07:47 am UTC (link)
	She works in a high end clothing boutique, she has clothes! Think harder! Maybe! Oh you're so lucky to be having a girl, you should buy some cute things for the baby! But really dear, if she can't handle your lifestyle now, how on Earth do you plan to spend the rest of your lives together? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she mentioned something about that. I don't know about kid stuff though. Girl stuff, at least. Marcus was easy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards matildas 2009-07-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Think pink! Nothing can go wrong with pink, I'll even help you! ~~Your child is only slightly more tolerable than Mackenzie's mudblood so it will be fun!~~ Maybe her going to her brother's is a good thing, it will give the both of you time to prioritize. You do know where your priorities and loyalties lie, right, Emmet? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Pink is so...pink. Eh. Staying alive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards obtineo 2009-07-17 07:30 am UTC (link)
	I don't think the problem is that she's insane. You're just a moron. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Yes, because I would rather skip our lovely meetings to spend one last evening with my wife. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards obtineo 2009-07-17 07:36 am UTC (link)
	That isn't why you're a moron. You're a moron for giving her an excuse you can't fucking back up. If you were doing song research, than you could have taken that home. And then you're shocked when she gets pissed off? Moron. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:41 am UTC (link)
	I do you fucking idiot. I have songs, I write songs, what the fuck do you think I do all day at work? She just doesn't care. She doesn't ask about them and it's not like I can play them when she's napping or when Marcus is asleep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:48 am UTC (link)
	You don't fucking get it. I'm not at bars and I'm not writing songs in the evenings. I'm doing the Dark Lord's work. I can't tell her this you dense fucking idiot. I write the songs during the day so that I have something to show to her when I'm "out" in the evenings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Evan! matildas 2009-07-17 08:03 am UTC (link)
	He married a halfblood Hufflepuff whose brother is a big name in the ministry and honestly! Honestly, Evan? How on earth could anyone hide your duties like that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards macks 2009-07-17 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Everyone is on edge more so these days, maybe she's just worried about the baby and you? A lot of people have been disappearing or dying, it's not hard for people to jump to conclusions... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:46 am UTC (link)
	I think she thinks I'm sleeping around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Wards matildas 2009-07-17 07:50 am UTC (link)
	~~AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH~~ That's so terrible! You ~~could~~ would never! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	I know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Wards macks 2009-07-17 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Prove to her that you're not! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards fret 2009-07-17 08:00 am UTC (link)
	You can't prove a negative. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Wards macks 2009-07-17 08:04 am UTC (link)
	You have to at least try, for your marriage! You can't just give up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Mackenzie fret 2009-07-17 08:11 am UTC (link)
	I put my fucking life on the line every day and all I get is nagged at and yelled at for it. And I can't tell her. (Reply to this)(Parent)