Skinny jeans are a rockstar requirement (stubbywubby) wrote,
@ 2008-11-13 20:48:00

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Kirby,

Stop owling me nude pictures of you in the bath. Though these beauties are definitely ones to be admired, I cannot fully concentrate on writing my music. All I keep on wanting to do it put 'bubbles between your hair legs' in the lyrics, but my cat said it isn't a line that would ever fit a ballad. You're effectively clogging the flow of creative juices in my plumbing of awesome with this brand of pornography. I ask that you cease this gentle torture at once, and send them to Waldo instead. I do believe he'd have much better use for them, if you know what I mean. Wink wink.

Love,
Stubby

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Waldo.

You, on the other hand, owe me a visit.
Come over at once. My cat just pooped.

Stubs.

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Franzy,

I'm looking forward to meeting you on the date you had set.
Shall I bring anything for you?

Stubs.

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As for the rest of this beautiful world, how are things?
I do believe I have been missing a whole lot. Again. Let me catch up. :)

Oh, and I'm going to a gig tonight.
My house will be emtpy in case anyone needs me. Just saying!

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	frenzy_franzy 2008-11-14 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Stubs, All you need to bring is your lovely self. Franz (Reply to this)(Thread)

	stubbywubby 2008-11-14 08:39 am UTC (link)
	Then it's set. You however, should bring me a pony. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rocksuperstar 2008-11-14 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that Kirby. What a dirty fellow! But I'm quite sure his nudes are something to be greatly admired. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	catchthislove 2008-11-14 07:42 am UTC (link)
	KIRBY, YOU ARE MASSIVELY INAPPROPRIATE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rocksuperstar 2008-11-14 08:18 am UTC (link)
	WHY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stubbywubby 2008-11-14 08:40 am UTC (link)
	I DO. IN - UP - PRO - PRE - EIGHT! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stubbywubby 2008-11-14 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Isn't he? I think he's got a problem. Must we do something about it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchthislove 2008-11-14 08:43 am UTC (link)
	Clearly, we have to take matters into our own hands. I'd start by confiscating his camera. ~~EXCEPT I AM NOT TOUCHING IT~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stubbywubby 2008-11-14 08:58 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I do believe it is time for us to intervene. This could seriously get out of hand. What if he'll move his nudity out of the bath and into the streets? We wouldn't want that, would we? We'd like to keep that beauty within the fam and friends. Yes, you do that. Though do you know where its been? Maybe you should wear gloves or something... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catchthislove 2008-11-14 09:12 am UTC (link)
	THAT "I'D" WAS STRICTLY HYPOTHETICAL, GOOD SIR. I have no intention of going anywhere near... any of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stubbywubby 2008-11-14 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Referring to yourself in the thrid person now? That's greatly disturbing the Stubby. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	impulse 2008-11-14 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure you'll be seeing a whole lot more of this 'beautiful world' once I do my job and cross you guys over to Muggle venues. (Reply to this)

	scamander 2008-11-16 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	If your house is empty, how will anyone find you? (Reply to this)

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