you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2013-09-02 14:04:00

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quidditch

COURTNEY TO THE BATS!

Courtney has been the Catapults' Seeker for two seasons

In a last minute trade, the BALLYCASTLE BATS acquired struggling seeker BAZ COURTNEY from the CAERPHILLY CATAPULTS. While this might come as a shock to fans of the Bats as the team has been on a very hot streak, they all knew after the devastating mid-air collision that left their starting seeker SAMMY BURGOS out for the rest of the season that they'd need someone of star-caliber flying skills. While Courtney's record with the Catapults has not been the best, there are rumors that a dysfunctional locker room led to his abysmal perforamce. His record with the THUNDELARRA THUNDERERS of Australia was nearly perfect----a change of pitches might do the Aussie some good.

The PRIDE OF PORTREE, one of last year's top contending teams has seen a slip in the standing, ending the first half in eighth place. The headquarters in Portree have decided to take some drastic measures and have fired their current manager RON MONTROSS and have instated Pride LEGEND CATRIONA MCCORMACK as the team's new manager.

"I am beyond excited and grateful for this opportunity!" McCormack stated at the press conference held on the Pride's home pitch. "The team has certainly changed since my days of wearing purple and gold, but I can assure you---things are going to get back on track."

As part of their renovation, the Pride have sent off veteran and former captain MILES LUFKIN off to the MONTROSE MAGPIES. Whether or not this has anything to do with the old rumors of a relationship between McCormack and Lufkin, this reporter has no idea. The Magpies are excited to have the young, fiery player added to their roster, hoping that he can bring some life to the once great team.

Lufkin had this to say about the trade: "Qu'est-ce que tu racontes?"

Sure sounds excited, to us!

McCormack led the Pride to two League Cups and played for the Scottish National Quidditch team

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	CATAPULTS llewellyns 2013-09-02 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	SEE YA LATER, CAPTAIN KANGAROO! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	CATAPULTS flower 2013-09-02 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Should we give him a going-away present? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATAPULTS llewellyns 2013-09-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Is that a serious question? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	CATAPULTS flower 2013-09-02 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well.... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mileshigh 2013-09-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	I still do not understand what is I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU SLAG (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Miles rabbit 2013-09-02 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	I am missing the part where it is clear that this is a temporary situation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ollie mileshigh 2013-09-02 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I DO NOT UNDERSTAND STILL I BLEED THE PURPLE AND GOLD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Miles rabbit 2013-09-03 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Should I find this shift in personnel concerning? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	OLLIE mileshigh 2013-09-04 01:55 am UTC (link)
	SHE IS A SLAG A HARPY A---A----SHE IS THE DEVIL (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jeremiahs 2013-09-03 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	JEREMIAH mileshigh 2013-09-04 01:55 am UTC (link)
	JEREMIAH (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MILES jeremiahs 2013-09-04 02:38 am UTC (link)
	I WAS UNAWARE THE PROPHET WAS STARTING TO SPREAD LIES LIKE THE TATTLER. I am not participating in these shenanigans. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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