alfredo (alfredo) wrote,
@ 2009-07-09 22:50:00

All right, so this war thing has got to end. Tomorrow. Yesterday, in fact. My mother is considering paying for me to go back to school early because she's afraid I'll get bombed or something. I keep telling her I'm every bit as safe in the Hollow as I would be at school, but she really doesn't believe me. I told her I'm not going back to school early. I'm staying right here, and she'll have to drag me back if she wants me there before August thirty first. Anyway, I've been practicing Quidditch a whole lot, and that's about it. I intend to tell my professors that I lost my homework for over the summer, and then they'll let me have a week. At least a week. I mean, honestly...weren't OWL's enough for them?

Oh, by the way, how did everyone do on those? THREE O'S, ONE A, TWO E'S...BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I'M THE BEST.

Almost the best.
No one rub in better scores, now.
You know you like being nice to me and not cruel. Really.

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	alfredo 2009-07-10 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Or you're a great big geek who actually studied (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 05:26 am UTC (link)
	LE GASP! I never study! The mere thought of studying nearly kills me. If you're looking for a great big geek who studies, look in the mirror, alfredo sauce. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I do not ever study, my little green olive. And I'm far too good-looking to be a geek like you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Only those who study bring up the topic of GRADES, ahem, ahem. As for the whole good-looking thing, well, I don't want to burst that sweet little bubble of yours, but... no. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I brought them up because I was proud before my "Best Friend" decided to boast about being a very significant nerd. Sometimes I just don't know why I speak to you sometimes, Liv. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Excuses, excuses. You're just a nerd, Alfred(o) Potter. A big fat nerd. But it's okay, Minnie and I love you anyways. You speak to me because you just can't resist me, DUH. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 05:49 am UTC (link)
	I am NOT fat. If anything I'm malnourished, and you know it. And I'm resisting you right now. Silent treatment begiiinniiinng...now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

olivebranch
2009-07-10 05:58 am UTC (link)

Yes yes, you're a wee one. I was trying to make a point, though. By fat I meant you are an extreme geek. Get it? Good.

Oh bah, you can't give me the silent treatment! Especially because I got you something from my trip to Paris and I'll only send it to you if you don't give me the cold shoulder.

BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY SO ADAMANT ABOUT THE SILENT TREATMENT, I suppose I'll just send it to someone else...

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	alfredo 2009-07-10 06:03 am UTC (link)
	...What is it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, are you speaking to me again? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 06:07 am UTC (link)
	The ban is off for now, yes. What is it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 06:12 am UTC (link)
	No no no, I won't have it. If it's a temporary ban, you'll just wait until after I tell you what it is and then you'll stop speaking to me again! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 06:17 am UTC (link)
	I love you with all my heart, my pit of an Olive. If you tell me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Flattery will get you nowhere, my saucy boy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm ashamed that you doubt my love for you. I suppose I just won't visit next weekend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 06:27 am UTC (link)
	LE GASP. If you don't visit me, well I might just die, Alfredo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Will you really die? Because if you'll really die, I might just come anyway for the funeral and to get my share of the will. I better be in the will. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	YOUR UNCARINGNESS APALLS ME. If you think you're going to be in the will now, THINK AGAIN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	I already said I love you today, Liv-Liv. If I say it twice, people will think funny things. Can I at least have the present when I come? And maybe dinner, because I'll be hungry... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olivebranch 2009-07-10 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't asking for your love, Fredo, just your APPRECIATION. And who cares if people think funny things? It's about time they learn of our PASSIONATE LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER. I will owl it to you. It will prolong the suspense. But I will make you dinner. The usual dinner, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate everything about you. KEEP THE PASSION DOWN, WHEN WE RUN AWAY TO AMERICA AND ELOPE, WE WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE. I cannot wait. Don't burn anything this time. Let your mother cook. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

olivebranch
2009-07-10 03:03 pm UTC (link)

Remember what I said about flattery? Forget it. I love being flattered. Keep it coming.
BUT IT'S SO HARD. OH, ALFRED, I JUST WANT TO LEAP INTO YOUR ARMS AND PROCLAIM MY LOVE FOR YOU RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.

My mother doesn't have time to cook, dummy. Liam will probably be too busy dying or something so she'll have to take care of him. I AM A GREAT COOK. DO NOT INSULT MY COOKING OR MAYBE I'LL BURN IT ON PURPOSE.

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alfredo
2009-07-10 03:10 pm UTC (link)

Flattery? I'm good at that. You're the prettiest girl I know. You smell like flowers. Shall I continue?
HIDE YOUR LOVE MY LITTLE OLIVE, AND SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE MINE.

I'LL INSULT WHATEVER I WANT TO INSULT. If you burn it, I won't eat it. I will throw it in Liam's face, he'll suffocate and die, and then I'll never be allowed to see you again. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, OLIVE HORNBY? IS IT?

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	olivebranch 2009-07-10 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	PLEASE DO. Am I really the prettiest girl you know? You are faaar too kind. I WILL TRY, MY SWEET DELECTABLE ALFREDO SAUCE, BUT IT PAINS ME TO WAIT. Is it bad to say I wouldn't mind if you did that. IT IS BAD, ISN'T IT. BUT I DON"T WANT TO NOT SEE YOU. Fine. YOU make it, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-10 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	The very prettiest. And yes, I am too kind. Because you're awfully mean sometimes. YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR BROTHER??? WHAT ARE YOU? A MONSTER? A HITLER? A SLYTHERIN? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)