Lucius Malfoy, bitch (apresdereve) wrote,
@ 2009-02-10 20:55:00

There is a distinct reason I keep all of my clothes under lock and key, and it's not because they are extremely valuable.

Lily Marie Evans, give me back my boxer shorts. NOW.

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	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:15 am UTC (link)
	No, it's because you're worried someone will see the size label and realise you're charming us into thinking you have a 28inch waist when it's really 45inches and you have glamours to hide it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
	What an incredibly rude thing to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:20 am UTC (link)
	My dear Lucius, I am terribly sorry, however you must share your reason for locking them up - especially in the Slytherin dorms where everyone has the greatest respect for you - I have no idea why anyone would want anyone else's underthings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, because they're very valuable, and I am very attached to my underthings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:26 am UTC (link)
	I suppose that great feeling of loss for things must have started at an early age. Poor thing. Also, I promise not to try humour in future, and will stick instead to books and sarcasm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apresdereve 2009-02-11 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Very good. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	huffing 2009-02-11 04:29 am UTC (link)
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	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Have I rendered you speechless Cissa? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	huffing 2009-02-11 04:33 am UTC (link)
	No, you've made my day just a little brighter, Andy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	un_paon_pur 2009-02-11 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad I can help without even trying. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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