creepy!malcolm! at the disco (baddock) wrote,
@ 2008-01-30 02:51:00

un; wednesday, october 22nd, 1997; hexed against staff, prefects and the head people
What's the easiest way to remove paint from your hands and robes without leaving any trace?

And by the way, if Filch asks, you don't know me and you've never, ever seen me.

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	cruciatus 2008-01-30 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Never ever? Please tell me you've already attempted Scourgify, or a scouring charm even. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-30 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Never, ever, ever. And this conversation didn't happen either. I did, ~~thrice~~ three times. Any other suggestion? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cruciatus 2008-01-30 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Lovely. Then you're not doing it properly. I don't see how it couldn't work if it was just paint. What did you do, anyway? And keep in mind that you already confessed some form of wrong doing to the majority of the people that have these journals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-30 08:58 am UTC (link)
	I realised that when it didn't work the first two times and I don't see how it doesn't work, either. Care to help? [ HEXED PRIVATE TO DAPHNE ] I'll just say that Filch's cat looks lovely in blue. And green. And red. And yellow. And I don't care if someone rats me out, they can't prove I did anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cruciatus
2008-01-30 09:11 am UTC (link)

I don't understand how you can't preform a simple scouring charm. And don't tell me it's because you have paint on your hands.

If you want help, be in the common room in five minutes. I wont wait if you're not.

[HEXED PRIVATE TO MALCOLM]
Oh how creative of you.

And you might not care, Baddock, but I do. If we lose more house points to your irresponsibility, I will take great satisfaction in punishing you myself.

	deathily 2008-01-30 09:36 am UTC (link)
	If Filch asks me anything, I prefer telling him that he needs to get his boil condition under control before I speak with him. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-30 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Perfect. That'll keep him distracted for a while. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deathily 2008-01-30 09:39 am UTC (link)
	Depends if he understands his multiple conditions. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-30 09:40 am UTC (link)
	Would you explain them to him? That'll help me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same hex. samlish 2008-01-30 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	What the hell did you do? And without me? Leaving me bored in my dorm? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	samuel baddock 2008-01-31 01:04 am UTC (link)
	You weren't around and I couldn't miss the chance of messing with Filch's cat. You should've seen the look on his face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolm/sam samlish 2008-01-31 01:30 am UTC (link)
	What are you talking about, I'm always around. Or I used to be anyway. But I believe you, that face of his most have been great. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	samuel baddock 2008-01-31 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Where the hell have you been, anyway? You've been avoiding the common room. And the dorm. Are you even going to class? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same hex tiedinanott 2008-01-30 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Burn your robes. I suggest turpentine on your hands, if the spells failed you. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	same hex baddock 2008-01-31 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Cheers, mate. I can't believe I hadn't thought of that. And where do you find turpentine around this place? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same hex tiedinanott 2008-01-31 01:33 am UTC (link)
	... Filch's Office. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	same hex baddock 2008-01-31 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Bloody funny, Nott. That's just my luck. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lindyhop 2008-01-31 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm what have you been up too? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-31 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Seen Filch's cat lately? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lindyhop 2008-01-31 06:19 am UTC (link)
	No I haven't, the cat is a hideous thing that sort of freaks me out. Not to mention puts a hiccup in my sneaking out or back in. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-31 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I reckon both Filch and cat will be a tad busy for a while. It's safe to say you can sneak out without problems tonight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vaisey 2008-01-31 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Did you get the paint off already? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-31 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Fuck, no. I look like a bloody walking advertisement for gay rights. You should come help me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vaisey 2008-01-31 06:37 am UTC (link)
	But, that's every day, isn't it? Sorry, Mate, couldn't resist. Where are you, anyway? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Charlie baddock 2008-01-31 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Fuck you. That's Sam, not me. The dorms. Can't risk someone seeing me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)