creepy!malcolm! at the disco (baddock) wrote,
@ 2008-01-30 02:51:00

un; wednesday, october 22nd, 1997; hexed against staff, prefects and the head people
What's the easiest way to remove paint from your hands and robes without leaving any trace?

And by the way, if Filch asks, you don't know me and you've never, ever seen me.

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	baddock 2008-01-30 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Never, ever, ever. And this conversation didn't happen either. I did, ~~thrice~~ three times. Any other suggestion? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cruciatus 2008-01-30 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Lovely. Then you're not doing it properly. I don't see how it couldn't work if it was just paint. What did you do, anyway? And keep in mind that you already confessed some form of wrong doing to the majority of the people that have these journals. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	baddock 2008-01-30 08:58 am UTC (link)
	I realised that when it didn't work the first two times and I don't see how it doesn't work, either. Care to help? [ HEXED PRIVATE TO DAPHNE ] I'll just say that Filch's cat looks lovely in blue. And green. And red. And yellow. And I don't care if someone rats me out, they can't prove I did anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cruciatus
2008-01-30 09:11 am UTC (link)

I don't understand how you can't preform a simple scouring charm. And don't tell me it's because you have paint on your hands.

If you want help, be in the common room in five minutes. I wont wait if you're not.

[HEXED PRIVATE TO MALCOLM]
Oh how creative of you.

And you might not care, Baddock, but I do. If we lose more house points to your irresponsibility, I will take great satisfaction in punishing you myself.

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	baddock 2008-01-30 09:15 am UTC (link)
	That's not the reason why, though now you've got me thinking how I'm going to clean the paint off my wand. Can't you come up here? I don't want anyone else seeing me smeared in paint. Could be incriminating. [ HEXED PRIVATE TO DAPHNE ] Admit it, you laughed. Punishment, huh? What kind are we talking about? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cruciatus
2008-01-30 09:29 am UTC (link)

No. The common room or nothing, Baddock. Haven't you ever heard of the term beggars can't be choosers?

[PRIVATE TO MALCOLM]
The only reason why I'm laughing right now is because of how idiotic this conversation is.

And the kind where you'd be able to see your internal organs come out of you. Very painful, I assume. I've never actually tried the curse but that's not to say that I wouldn't be able to execute it properly.

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baddock
2008-01-30 09:35 am UTC (link)

No, not really. And that's alright, I'll figure out how to clean up later somehow. Hoping I don't get caught first, that is.

[ HEXED PRIVATE TO DAPHNE ]
Don't deny it, the picture of Mrs. Norris showing some school pride amuses you.

And if that makes you happy, then be my guest. Is there a counter-curse that will put it all back in once you've had your fun, though?

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	Malcolm cruciatus 2008-01-30 09:52 am UTC (link)
	No, sorry, try again. There isn't a counter curse. You are right about me having quite a good time, however. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daphne baddock 2008-01-30 09:57 am UTC (link)
	Haven't you learned that denying things only leads to being proven wrong later on? Oh, well. That's okay. I'll die a happy man knowing my entrails provide you some entertainment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm cruciatus 2008-01-30 10:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh sod off. And you should be happy, especially since I would be extremely happy. After all, who wouldn't want to die in such an interesting manner? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daphne baddock 2008-01-30 10:15 am UTC (link)
	You don't really mean that. Not me. But I would, for your happiness. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm cruciatus 2008-01-30 10:47 am UTC (link)
	My happiness, sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daphne baddock 2008-01-30 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Well, it would make you happy. Wouldn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm cruciatus 2008-01-31 12:00 am UTC (link)
	What would make me happy, would you winning an insane amount of house points so we would no longer be behind Hufflepuff. Disgusting. Instead you seem set on seeing us in the negative numbers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daphne baddock 2008-01-31 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Then Sam is the bloke you should be considering on hexing, not me. Not that I wouldn't endure it, though. You know, for your happiness. Sorry Daph, but the cat was there and I was bored. Anyone would've done the same. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm cruciatus 2008-01-31 03:12 am UTC (link)
	You know, you're right. Where exactly would one find Mr. Harper without witnesses? Just please try not to let it happen again. Despite the fact that the bloody cat deserved it. You're going to be able to come at midnight, correct? I see no point in me losing any rest if you can't shake off your prefects. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daphne baddock 2008-01-31 03:19 am UTC (link)
	In our dorm room, but you refuse to come up here for some reason. I can't promise anything. The opportunities are just too tempting. And don't worry, you'll get to see me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Malcolm cruciatus 2008-01-31 04:21 am UTC (link)
	You simply don't know how to quit while you're ahead, do you? The common room, at twelve. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daphne baddock 2008-01-31 04:47 am UTC (link)
	My mum raised no quitter. You'll see me there at eleven fifty nine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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