Hashirama Senju (boysareback) wrote,
@ 2010-11-07 19:38:00

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[secret mystery letter left in one Madara Uchiha's locker in an unknown writing cause he got a girl to write it for him.]

Hi Madara,

I've seen around school but I am too shy to come up and talk to you. I just want you to know that I think you are someone special, someone I would like to try and be with. One day, I hope I can overcome my nerves and speak to you in person but for now, I hope you will allow me to continue to write to you and tell you how I feel.

From your secret admirer.

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	boysareback 2010-11-10 05:36 am UTC (link)
	She is punishing me for something my mother done! That is not hardly fair. How could you leave me all night long, hungry, needy. You are supposed to help your rival out so they will be in top performance level or it is no fun. I'm not at that level if I have a grumbling stomach. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Right but part of a rival is enjoying them suffering. I like you suffering. [pokes nose.] Where do you think the kids are? If they're out, we should set up some hauntings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 05:43 am UTC (link)
	[will get his revenge eventually. just you wait.] I think they would have been spying on us if they were in. [Tobirama and his curiosity.] What do you think we should do? Knocking on walls and stuff like that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. We should act like one of us gets attacked like... get some food coloring and karo syrup and make some drippy blood. That would really scare them. [is gonna be in so much trouble but omg, worth it.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
	You can play dead on the ground and I can stand over you with a bloody knife because that is the way it is going to be naturally so it will be believable. We need to start making up blood and do you have any huge knives? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bitter_sweet
2010-11-10 05:54 am UTC (link)

... Wait, you want to pretend to kill me? Maybe say you're possessed, like uh... run at them bloody and say you don't know what happened. You heard a noise while we were sleeping and then saw a weird figure then woke up covered in blood and I'll come out all stabbed looking... [hums thoughtfully.] Izuna might try to stab you though, so I have to be alive. Unless I'm the ghost. Then I'd kill you.

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	boysareback 2010-11-10 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I think I can hold him off. You can come back to live just in case he tries to stab me because I don't think you want to have to explain to your mother and my mother why I am in emergency with a stab wound. But it's doable. I think we should. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
	And we have to make sure they don't actually scream loud enough for the parents to hear. Tobirama looks like a screamer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 06:07 am UTC (link)
	If he screams, he will have an asthma attack. I'll sneak in and get his inhaler just in case that happens. Worse case, I can grab them and smother their mouths and tell them not to scream and you know, I was possessed after all so I will be scared and so therefore they shouldn't scream. Think that is believable? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 06:15 am UTC (link)
	This is really elaborate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boysareback 2010-11-10 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Why do it half assed? Don't you want to scare them and make them acknowledge how great we are? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do. So we need to make some fake blood... be right back. [sneaks down to the kitchen to rummage, discreetly grabbing what he needs, telling his mom he's getting a snack, even though she scolds him for ruining his appetite. whatevs, mom. grabs a bag of chips and trots back upstairs, tossing the goods onto his bed.] I got you some chips. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boysareback
2010-11-10 06:28 pm UTC (link)

[goes through the ingredients and lays them out for easy reach.] Food coloring may stain clothing so you better have something you don't mind about getting ruined if it doesn't come out. [bowl, check, food stuff, check. chips, opens up and grabs a handful out and passed the packet over.] So should we leave you like a slaughter house for scaring purposes or something more believable?

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	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Can we do like, a bag of it, so when I move my hand it squirts out? That would be so cool. But I guess mom would be pissed the floor was dyed red... Maybe dilute it then, so it wouldn't stain? Or I can wear sponges on my shoes as I shuffle. [grins. is a genius.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boysareback
2010-11-10 08:44 pm UTC (link)

[doesn't care if it stains the floor. don't worry mom, Senju honor! will stick up for you and ignore the carpet.] You need to have it as it or it will be guessed that it is fake. Sponges are good if they don't see them so we will have to make sure they are scared shitless or they will work it out. I want to make sure it is perfect. [chomps on more chips.] Lights off at night, that will be much better. [ohh, this is going to be so amazing.]

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bitter_sweet
2010-11-10 09:33 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, we're going to have to do it tonight, at like 2 AM so we know everybody is asleep and they're definitely all warm and cozy. [so evil!] You know, for as long as I've known you... you've never wanted to do anything this evil to them. It's turning me on. [grin, grin. is joking but Hashirama's been so weird lately that it's kind of fun to pick on him. also to curiously tease just to try and figure him out.]

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boysareback
2010-11-10 09:40 pm UTC (link)

I like playing pranks as much as the next person just as long as no one gets hurt. [spray for Tobirama. that is a must. will be so guilty if he got him hurt.] ... The bathroom is that way if you want to relieve yourself or I could leave the room. [that had to be a joke but who knows. its confusing when he says he wants to have sex with him and then acts like a scorned woman and then nothing. there was plenty of time to work what Madara was feeling, a houseful is not the time.]

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bitter_sweet
2010-11-10 09:45 pm UTC (link)

[gives a suspicious glance then shrugs it off, grabbing his laptop and heading into the bathroom.] I'll be ten minutes, go find some way to entertain yourself. [isn't really going to jerk off, but ... wants to see what Hashirama does. if he pervs or something. opens his laptop and plays some porn at low volume, just enough to where it seems believable, and minimizes it, going to open up the program for the wireless webcam sitting on his desk. can see you from here, big guy. better not sniff his pillows.]

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boysareback
2010-11-10 09:55 pm UTC (link)

... [didn't think he was really going to go and do that. wtf. seriously? Madara was going to... omg he was. that was porn playing.] ... [sneaks up to the door and listens in. he could have been quiet. he wasn't quiet when he was doing it to him then again, he is just having some alone time and... can't see inside. damn he is good.] Don't take too long. [huffs and turns away from the door, looking around. this is the perfect opportunity, all of his secrets are there ready for the taking. already been through his drawers but was just scattering stuff everywhere, now has a chance to really look. is kind of hoping that there is a childhood picture of them posing together in a drawer hidden at the back, anything to give away how he might be feeling towards him.]

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bitter_sweet
2010-11-10 10:23 pm UTC (link)

[peers at the screen, getting comfortable and watching the show. there's no childhood picture, but there are some from a few months ago tucked in there, innocent enough since it's from the summer swim team. but that means speedo shots, mm. don't you keep those. also some harmless things, journals and whatever from school. but does have a trinket box tucked away in the back if you want to dig that far, and there's some random little items in there, all labeled. things like "first tooth Hashirama knocked out" and various little toys from their childhood, some stolen, most broken. by him. like half a Gundam, partially melted.]

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	boysareback 2010-11-10 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	[looks at the trinkets around and softly laughs to himself. sentimental. cute. did spot the photos and has a good long hard look.] ... [looks like he is still occupied. puts the picture away and closes the drawer, next checking out underneath the bed. that has to had some kind of stash under there. beside table even better.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

bitter_sweet
2010-11-10 10:47 pm UTC (link)

[no porn under the futon, just a coloring book that looks suspiciously new, a carton of cigarettes under some old pillows in the corner (to sell to 5th graders... no way he got a real job over the summer) and some misc wrappers around. but there is a bottle of hand lotion in the box near his bed, and some sleeping pills ... and this very beat up panda even more hidden. if you want the scandal, you'd have to find the floorboard that pops up. and good luck finding it.]

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boysareback
2010-11-10 11:18 pm UTC (link)

[wish he found the panda because that would have been perfect blackmail with pictures. nothing but mess. boring. sighs and climbs up on his bed, flopping back arms behind his head. nothing good in here.] Hurry up. [mutters and rolls over, laying face down into the pillow. wonder what it would be like... how would it feel with him. bet he would get so excited and lose his load so fast, Madara, not him. ... this pillow does smell nice.]

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	bitter_sweet 2010-11-10 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up! [says as if he's really getting off right now. wonders if he should do some sort of... slapping sound. nah, best not to make it too dramatic. but what is that weirdo doing on his bed now... hm.] ... [shifts around some, trying to make it sound like he's super enjoying it.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boysareback
2010-11-10 11:28 pm UTC (link)

[he is going to go to hell. he is sniffing his pillow and the sounds that are coming from behind that door... there is enough time to make everything look normal if Madara comes out plus if he keeps up with that sound, he should know about it.] ... [looks over at the door for extra assurance and moves his hand down between himself and the bed, rubbing himself through his shorts. this is not right at all but the excitement of what if he gets caught, it wants him to do it more.]