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January 9th, 2011
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Then I geuss you won't be laghing.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC) |
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i dunno, i laugh pretty much all the time?! i guess if it was something funny i'd laugh lots!!
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 09:54 pm (UTC) |
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do you know any good jokes?!!
What's the differnece between emtying a truck full of dead babys & a truck full of sand?
When I emty the truck full of dead babys I use a pittchfork.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC) |
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i don't think that's a proper joke :(
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC) |
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because it has DEAD BABIES! and it wasn't funny!! I have a better one!!!
What's E.T short for? * * * Cuz he's got no legs!!!!
That's...not funnt either.
What's pink & screams if you pore vingar on it?
A peeled baby.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC) |
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you can't even peel babies!!!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?? * * * NACHO CHEESE!!! (you totally need to say that one out loud)
No, bt you can skin them.
What has too legs & bleeds?
Half a dog.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC) |
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why would you do that???
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? * * * Do-you-think-he-saw-us lol!!!
I havnet?
What's the differnece between an oniun & a dead hooker?
I cried when I cut up th oniun.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC) |
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my mom says chewing gum will stop you crying when you chop an onion!!
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC) |
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omg she didn't chop up a hooker!!!
Woudl she cry if she did?
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 10:58 pm (UTC) |
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i guess so, she cries at those commercials with the animal shelters that need money. also she cries at oprah!!!
Yeah. Maybe we shoudl get back to jokes?
What's the differnece between a drug dealer & a prostititute?
A prostititute can wash her crack & sell it agin.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 11:18 pm (UTC) |
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I don't get that one...
What's the best way to speak to a monster? * * * From very far away!!!
...you will one day.
What's the differnece between menstrual blod & sand?
You can't gargel sand.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC) |
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ewwwwwww that's so gross!!! do people really do that omg, don't tell me!!
What do you call a bee that's always complaining? * * * A grumble bee!
What's the differnece between potatos & people?
I don't eat the eyes of a potato.
| From: | smella |
Date: | January 9th, 2011 11:50 pm (UTC) |
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lol okay, this ones kind of dirty!!!
I had to ask my ex-wife why her downstairs lady parts tasted like tropical fruit through most of our marriage... she said she let Any mango in there.
Heh. :)
What's red & sliver & walks itno walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes. |
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