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January 9th, 2011

09:44 pm

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)

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i dunno, i laugh pretty much all the time?! i guess if it was something funny i'd laugh lots!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)

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Right.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 09:54 pm (UTC)

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do you know any good jokes?!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:00 pm (UTC)

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What's the differnece between emtying a truck full of dead babys & a truck full of sand?

When I emty the truck full of dead babys I use a pittchfork.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)

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i don't think that's a proper joke :(

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:05 pm (UTC)

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Why not?

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)

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because it has DEAD BABIES! and it wasn't funny!! I have a better one!!!

What's E.T short for?
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Cuz he's got no legs!!!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)

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That's...not funnt either.

What's pink & screams if you pore vingar on it?

A peeled baby.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)

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you can't even peel babies!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours??
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NACHO CHEESE!!! (you totally need to say that one out loud)

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)

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No, bt you can skin them.

What has too legs & bleeds?

Half a dog.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC)

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why would you do that???

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
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Do-you-think-he-saw-us lol!!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)

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I havnet?

What's the differnece between an oniun & a dead hooker?

I cried when I cut up th oniun.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)

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my mom says chewing gum will stop you crying when you chop an onion!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:45 pm (UTC)

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What aboat a hooker?

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)

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omg she didn't chop up a hooker!!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)

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Woudl she cry if she did?

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 10:58 pm (UTC)

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i guess so, she cries at those commercials with the animal shelters that need money. also she cries at oprah!!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)

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Yeah. Maybe we shoudl get back to jokes?

What's the differnece between a drug dealer & a prostititute?

A prostititute can wash her crack & sell it agin.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 11:18 pm (UTC)

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I don't get that one...

What's the best way to speak to a monster?
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From very far away!!!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)

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...you will one day.

What's the differnece between menstrual blod & sand?

You can't gargel sand.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC)

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ewwwwwww that's so gross!!! do people really do that omg, don't tell me!!

What do you call a bee that's always complaining?
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A grumble bee!

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From:	cantspell
Date:	January 9th, 2011 11:34 pm (UTC)

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What's the differnece between potatos & people?

I don't eat the eyes of a potato.

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From:	smella
Date:	January 9th, 2011 11:50 pm (UTC)

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lol okay, this ones kind of dirty!!!

I had to ask my ex-wife why her downstairs lady parts tasted like tropical fruit through most of our marriage... she said she let Any mango in there.

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