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Brand Kirke : Curse Breaker ([info]dirtykirke) wrote,
@ 2008-02-22 17:52:00


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Current mood:amused

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Putting your ear on your pregnant wife's tummy is a sure way to make her giggle. Loads. Which is distracting when you actually want to hear what is going on in her nether world hump. Personally, I can hear the ocean. Though I'm pretty sure that's just gas.


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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:27 am UTC (link)
Couch.

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
Ah, come on, Sweets! I didn't say it is gas, I said it's probably gas. Complete jest.

Besides, everybody poops. And pisses. And passes gases. Mine are way worse, you know. Actually I'm pretty sure everyone in the wizarding world knows that by now.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
BUT THERE HUSBANDS DON'T ANNOUNCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD.

GOSH!

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[info]mycroftic
2008-02-23 06:40 am UTC (link)
He's a complete brute.

I have a chocolate pie for you.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
Have I ever told you that you are the best ever?

Maybe I married the wrong brother.

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[info]mycroftic
2008-02-23 06:48 am UTC (link)
Yes, but I can always hear it again.

Possibly, but I don't think you want to be married to the other one, he's a little scrawny.

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 06:42 am UTC (link)
Well, this one does. Because loves everything about his wife.

Including her gas and its cute noises.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:45 am UTC (link)
...

You are insane.

You're pregnant wife is not amused.

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 06:50 am UTC (link)
Flowers?

Biscuits and nutella?

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 06:52 am UTC (link)
Toast and Jelly

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[info]dirtykirke
2008-02-23 07:51 am UTC (link)
I can make heaps of that.

HEAPS.

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[info]adorkable
2008-02-23 07:56 am UTC (link)
You're still on the couch tonight.

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[info]mosesknows
2008-02-23 06:38 am UTC (link)
I concur on the knowing it by now bit. Oi, last time I ever go into a pyramid directly behind you, thank you very much.

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