this village has more than one idiot..
I swear to fucking god, the stupidity burns. As someone recently said, the idiot who generally calls for technical support is a special kind of idiot. Let me put it this way... if you don't know how to turn your computer on, if you don't know the difference between a USB and an ethernet cable, if you can't speak more than one sentence in English, if you've smoked crack (even a little bit) in the last 24 hours DO NOT CALL ME. I cannot help you. You are beyond help and should probably be shot, or at the very least bitch-slapped and relieved of the ownership of the computer.
I especially love the idiots who think that self-install means 'call us and we'll spend an hour walking you through it'. No.. no, no, no, no, NO. If you want help with installation, you fucking pay someone to do it for you. You don't waste an hour of my time while asking stupid questions like 'is it the blue cord'? How in the bloody fucking hell should I know what color cord you bought?!?! Are you fucking kidding me with this shit??? Or the daily (at least) call saying 'I can't open MySpace'. Tough fucking shit, Sherlock, not my fucking problem... you're probably a 40 year old pervert cruising for teenage girls anyway, so it's probably a good thing that MySpace sucks ass and never works properly. Makes being a pedophile that much harder, doesn't it?
Don't get me wrong, I like helping people, and I like my job.. but I can't for the life of me figure out why some of these people invested in a computer system to begin with. I mean, you don't see me going out and buying a fucking forklift, for christsakes.. because I can't fucking drive one.
Jesus.. it's going to be a long day.
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