Uzumaki Naruto (impellere) wrote,
@ 2020-07-26 06:51:00

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[phone]

You won’t admit to it	It makes no sense
VOICEMAIL Cell: [text/voicemail/picture capable ♥] "So y'click this button and then- Is it recording? It didn't say- Shit! No, no how do you stop it fuckstoprecordingmeAUGH. Listen to me! I'm your master you piece of- Uh... Th-this is Naruto. Leave a message after the- [BEEP]"	PICTURE GOES HERE
But I’m desperate to connect	And you, you can’t live like this
✖ o1. Sakura - Pinky ✖ o2. Tenten - Muffin/Ten-bun ✖ o3. Neji - Albino-Chan ✖ o4. Kiba - Keebz/Mutt ✖ o5. Ukon ✖ o6. Ino - Sausage Wallet	IMEEM SONGS

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	text; WOULD LIKE TO SAY THIS WAS BRITT'S IDEA impellere 2009-09-13 02:03 am UTC (link)
	[lol what is this vibrating in his pants-] wh u cant handle a tiny bite yamamama?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	text; LIES AND SLANDER verdure 2009-09-13 02:15 am UTC (link)
	A tiny bite would be fine if it were just ONE. [ Do you see. This glare. ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tex; ACCEPT THE BLAME impellere 2009-09-13 02:22 am UTC (link)
	u didnt bitch this much when u got them lst nite [No, but can feel it. Somehow though, the glare from the teacher is so much more intimidating. Will be ducking down now-] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	text; IT'S YOUR FAULT TOO verdure 2009-09-13 02:27 am UTC (link)
	[ She should probably duck down too oops-- ] That's because I didn't notice them until THIS MORNING, when it was too late to do anything about it. I had to go the cliche turtleneck route because of you AND I HATE TURTLENECKS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	text; LIAR D< impellere 2009-09-13 02:39 am UTC (link)
	then u shuldnt have ~begged~ miss ino. u think i give a damn that you cant give a skin show for 1 day?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; NO U verdure 2009-09-13 02:47 am UTC (link)
	[ She punches in a frustrated YOU SON OF A before deleting it just as frustratedly. After a few moments of silent fuming, during which she DECIDEDLY DOES NOT LOOK AT HIM, she hits the CALL button instead. ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	text; U MOAR impellere 2009-09-13 02:52 am UTC (link)
	[And here he thought the storm was over- DO YOU ENJOY THE WAY THE RINGTONE WASHES OUT ANY OTHER NOISE? AUGH, INO. AUGH.] What are you doing?! [If he could yell he would be, but the look the teacher is giving in his general directions gives him the creeps. Crouched the Naruto will stay.] Does the sanctity of class mean nothing to you?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; NO U MOAR verdure 2009-09-13 03:00 am UTC (link)
	[ Unlike the Naruto, the Ino has thus far escaped their teacher's hawk eyes; nevertheless, she'll just be keeping her head down and voice a hiss right now. ] Like you were paying attention anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; U MOAR THAN THAT impellere 2009-09-13 03:08 am UTC (link)
	[Just lucky enough to be sitting in an empty section of the theater and out of the view of the other students. Nosy bitches all of them-] I coulda been. Maybe... Not so much but y'never know-Look, that doesn't matter right now! I'm hanging up! So don't call again, alright?! [and click] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; NO U TIMES INFINITY verdure 2009-09-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Naruto-- [ HOW-- HOW DARE HE HANG UP ON HER. ] YOU-- [ Oh, that's right. They're in class. Everybody swivels around to stare at her, so Ino swallows her outrage just long enough to hunker down in her seat and wait for everybody to start paying attention to the lecture again. Then she hits CALL. ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

call; NO U EVEN MOAR THAN THAT AND MOAR THAN YOU WILL EVER SAY EVER

impellere
2009-09-13 03:28 am UTC (link)

[Heard that. Snickered some. Then remembered people knew his name and ducked down further to escape the wrath. Godammit, Ino. Don't you know anonymity?! Class can't end soon enough...]

Loudass bi- [There's that ring again and he's smart enough to pick it up in time, forgetting entirely that the flames coming out of the receiver could only be from-] Moshi moshi?

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	call; ... NO U verdure 2009-09-13 03:38 am UTC (link)
	[ It is so, SO hard not to scream into the microphone. Only a ~~bitch~~ actress of Ino's caliber could have ever perfected such a way to yell under her breath. ] Don't moshi moshi me, dickhead! I can't believe you hung up on me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

call; I WIN THIS GO AWAY

impellere
2009-09-13 03:57 am UTC (link)

[That talent would have been so awesome right now] I'M the dickhead - I'll do it again if I gotta! Stop calling me in-

Class, Uzumaki? [How did- dammitdammitdammitdammit. He peaks out from behind his hiding place, the director looking directly at him. There was a nervous laugh as he tucked the phone under his hand, his smile entirely plastic] A-aa, sensei?

If there is more to your conversation...?

No... no, sensei. I'm as peachy as can be.

[There's a snort and the director walks away towards... Shit. Oh complete and utter shit Hell of shit-]

As I was saying before being rudely interrupted.. This class is the closet of wonders. In here you will find everything you will need to not only build a scene but channel your muse. Inanimate it may be. But that does not mean that it cannot be brought to life! If only these props could speak...

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	call; NO U verdure 2009-09-13 04:05 am UTC (link)
	[ INO'S LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE HER EYES. ALL THE ROLES. ALL THE MEN. ALL THE SHOES. ]</small> Naruto, you dumbass! [ She hopes he can hear that even with his phone tucked in his pocket. ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; U impellere 2009-09-13 04:59 am UTC (link)
	[Not even going to bother looking back at Ino this time, instead bringing the phone up to his mouth quickly to whisper-] Chill out would ya?! What's he gonna find out? It's just a closet. Just an ordinary- Purple thong. [Oh... the flashing has started] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY HTML FAILED verdure 2009-09-13 05:07 am UTC (link)
	[ Ino immediately freezes in place, unable to move or speak or run. ...Well, okay, she can still speak. ] I hate you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; ... because I win? LOL NO SRSLY I DIDN'T NOTICE impellere 2009-09-13 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Yeah you go ahead. Sensei is the one man-handling your frillies. [And -click- So that they can enjoy the sounds of the class getting all riled. Included are mass amounts of pointing, laughing, cat calls, whistles, and gasps from the prudes] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; :( verdure 2009-09-13 05:17 am UTC (link)
	[ She is just. Going to stand over here. Away from everyone else. AND DRILL HOLES IN THE BACK OF NARUTO'S HEAD WITH HER STARE. ] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	call; ... omg come here :< impellere 2009-09-13 05:26 am UTC (link)
	. . . [Can totally feel that y'know. That's so ~rude~] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	text; /comes verdure 2009-09-13 05:31 am UTC (link)
	[ As their class calms down, she stews. And stews some more. Here she goes again with the aggrotexts. ] We're never talking about this ever again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: text; /comes impellere 2009-09-13 09:26 am UTC (link)
	sure thing but ur goin to be teach's wet dream for daaaaaays [Funny. The guy still hadn't dropped them. Must have a thing for no panty lines.] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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verdure
2009-09-13 10:18 am UTC (link)

[ WANTS TO SCREAM AT THEIR TEACHER TO DROP HER PANTIES but somehow restrains herself. Probably because that would mean. Admitting they're hers.

Which would not normally be a problem, but Naruto manages to add an element of shame to the whole ordeal.

She really like that pair too. :( ]

I will rip out all of your piercings I SWEAR TO GOD. I even know where they all are.

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impellere
2009-09-16 11:19 am UTC (link)

[That... is getting a little awkward isn't it. Huh. MIGHT BE PERSUADED TO HELP IF THAT SUDDEN URGE TO GUARD CROTCH WASN'T SO STRONG.]

aww u remembrd. well have to tell this story to our kids someday k sweethart?? leave out the tasty bits tho nehehehe heh (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ

[Really. The rant sensei sir teacher man is going on about while stretching the frillies all out is enough to kill a young man's libido for life. MIGHT LAUGH IT OFF ON THE OUTSIDE but...]

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