alucard: I choked on my own throat.
alucard: Man, the pros and cons of being immortal number 23852: You cant die, but you /can/ be an idiot.
integra: that is going somew2here
alucard: You should put it somew7here.
integra: you know what you can do?
alucard: Somew3here great.
alucard: Wha9t can i do?
integra: don't you have some spit to choke on?
alucard: ...

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Sir Integra Hellsing