Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-01 13:48:00

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Attention all employees:

Yesterdays apparent "virus," was nothing more than food poisoning, brought on by an expired bin of dairy creamer. The company has been contacted for printing a false date on the container, and I can assure you everything is perfectly safe to drink now. If you have any lingering health issues because of it, please take it to our in-house doctor. Do not yell at our baristas. They had nothing to do with it, and have been instructed to spray you with hot coffee if you whine.

We're very sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and while filming will go on as usual today, if you have any issues performing, please tell the director to come to me about it.

Thank you.

[ Private to Sasori ]
I'm going to kill you.
[ /Private ]

(( ooc: after watching the security tapes all night, izuna and madara found out just what it was sasori did. though madara is using food poisoning as a cover, so his sole revenge can be exacted >O ))

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	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	They can be cleaned. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-01 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Even when cleaned, I don't think I'll feel too comfortable using them from now on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	You were comfortable in them before, knowing the amount of quickies that have been had in those halls? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-01 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Vomit and poo are worse than semen and vagina juice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Vagina juice... Is that the technical term for it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-02 04:18 am UTC (link)
	...No. But that's what their fluids remind me of. Juice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	That's pretty gross. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-03 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Not as gross as pulling a goiter out of a cow's throat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn't know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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