Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-01 13:48:00

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Attention all employees:

Yesterdays apparent "virus," was nothing more than food poisoning, brought on by an expired bin of dairy creamer. The company has been contacted for printing a false date on the container, and I can assure you everything is perfectly safe to drink now. If you have any lingering health issues because of it, please take it to our in-house doctor. Do not yell at our baristas. They had nothing to do with it, and have been instructed to spray you with hot coffee if you whine.

We're very sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and while filming will go on as usual today, if you have any issues performing, please tell the director to come to me about it.

Thank you.

[ Private to Sasori ]
I'm going to kill you.
[ /Private ]

(( ooc: after watching the security tapes all night, izuna and madara found out just what it was sasori did. though madara is using food poisoning as a cover, so his sole revenge can be exacted >O ))

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	chinpo 2009-07-01 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	The bathrooms aren't ever going to be the same again. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	They can be cleaned. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-01 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Even when cleaned, I don't think I'll feel too comfortable using them from now on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	You were comfortable in them before, knowing the amount of quickies that have been had in those halls? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chinpo 2009-07-01 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Vomit and poo are worse than semen and vagina juice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-01 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Poor bastards. Spend all day with your pants down too? ((ooc: it better be something public so Kiba can laugh)) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	That's not really how I'd describe it. (( ooc: ahhhnnnn i'm not sure yet, but it'll be good. probably. )) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-01 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	No? Did it come out the other end? ((well, as long as its good :P)) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know you had a fascination with asses that extended that far... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smile_with_soul 2009-07-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad everything has been sorted out. Thank you for taking care of everything. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	The spa is still in good shape, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smile_with_soul 2009-07-02 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Yes, no worries. Everyone is fine today. How are you? Did you get sick also? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate you holding down the fort. I am doing well. Better in spirit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	breezybitch 2009-07-01 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Strange that we'd have the only one printed with an incorrect date, huh? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure we just haven't heard of the others. Princess. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	breezybitch 2009-07-02 12:03 am UTC (link)
	With all due respect, sir, I do have a name. That sort of thing is always on the news though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:04 am UTC (link)
	We all have them. Unless it hasn't been discovered, yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 12:24 am UTC (link)
	good that means it's not contageus....right. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Yes. You are safe, and should definitely go drink coffee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 12:36 am UTC (link)
	i don't like drinking coffee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh? What do you like? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-02 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I feel lucky that I drink my coffee black. [Private to Madara] I've heard that before, Madara. [/private] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:24 am UTC (link)
	It goes well with your soul. (( ooc: he's ignoring your private rofl )) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-02 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm flattered with your praise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I know, but it was a bit of a stretch. Saying you have a soul, and all. I'm too kind, what can I say? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)