Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-01 13:48:00

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Attention all employees:

Yesterdays apparent "virus," was nothing more than food poisoning, brought on by an expired bin of dairy creamer. The company has been contacted for printing a false date on the container, and I can assure you everything is perfectly safe to drink now. If you have any lingering health issues because of it, please take it to our in-house doctor. Do not yell at our baristas. They had nothing to do with it, and have been instructed to spray you with hot coffee if you whine.

We're very sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and while filming will go on as usual today, if you have any issues performing, please tell the director to come to me about it.

Thank you.

[ Private to Sasori ]
I'm going to kill you.
[ /Private ]

(( ooc: after watching the security tapes all night, izuna and madara found out just what it was sasori did. though madara is using food poisoning as a cover, so his sole revenge can be exacted >O ))

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	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I don't like it a whole lot... I'd say strawberry if I had a choice. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 12:48 am UTC (link)
	milk goes really good with ramen, that's why i like it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:52 am UTC (link)
	... Does it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 12:54 am UTC (link)
	yeah i don't lie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:59 am UTC (link)
	That's kind of a cute thing to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 01:01 am UTC (link)
	why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:04 am UTC (link)
	You don't think it is? Milk with ramen? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 01:08 am UTC (link)
	i don't know.. that's what i like. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:12 am UTC (link)
	It sounds like something a kid would say. But I hate kids. So that's why it's only kind of cute, and not just cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 01:19 am UTC (link)
	did a kid do something bad to you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:25 am UTC (link)
	No. I just lack patience, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 01:33 am UTC (link)
	me too hehe. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Do you like kids? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 01:48 am UTC (link)
	i don't know... i guess so. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Do you want them? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 01:55 am UTC (link)
	i don't think so. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Good choice, they'll take all your money. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 02:05 am UTC (link)
	i didn't think of that. i don't make enough for them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Even with a raise, you wouldn't. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-02 02:16 am UTC (link)
	that sucks....... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	There, there. You'll just have to never settle down with a good woman and start a loving family. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-03 07:02 am UTC (link)
	ok.. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 10:27 am UTC (link)
	What's with such a sad reply? Don't tell me you wanted that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smileyface 2009-07-03 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	that life seems ok. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Even if you had no money? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)