Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-01 13:48:00

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Attention all employees:

Yesterdays apparent "virus," was nothing more than food poisoning, brought on by an expired bin of dairy creamer. The company has been contacted for printing a false date on the container, and I can assure you everything is perfectly safe to drink now. If you have any lingering health issues because of it, please take it to our in-house doctor. Do not yell at our baristas. They had nothing to do with it, and have been instructed to spray you with hot coffee if you whine.

We're very sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and while filming will go on as usual today, if you have any issues performing, please tell the director to come to me about it.

Thank you.

[ Private to Sasori ]
I'm going to kill you.
[ /Private ]

(( ooc: after watching the security tapes all night, izuna and madara found out just what it was sasori did. though madara is using food poisoning as a cover, so his sole revenge can be exacted >O ))

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	notyourfantasy 2009-07-02 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I am. By the way, I got to work early this morning and someone was trying to sneak up to your office. They are in the garbage bin, someone may want to remove them before they dumpster arrives. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	... Sneaking to my office? Go on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Insert a Twenty for more info. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 10:29 am UTC (link)
	$20? How cheap. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	$20 for $20 dollars of information. If you would like me to reliquish his wallet, identification and the camera that had been in his pocket it will be extra. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	$200 for everything you have to say and give. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I can get $200 a picture from the contents of this camera. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	$2,000. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm... no. I may save these for later. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	The replacement keyboard and supplies will be deducted from your paycheck. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	...If I had a taser, this would not have happened. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	If you give over what you know, it will be a business expense and you will get a full paycheck. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Your word? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'll even give it to you in cash. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	His name is Thomas Edward Fawker insert addy, drivers license number, ssn, work location, and all other contents of the dudes wallet and pockets including notes of maddy's way home and favorite dinner eats n stuff (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	And the camera? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	You did not ask for the camera. $2,000 in cash. I'll treat you to lunch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm asking for it now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Are you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	How much? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	How badly do you want it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	If you're going to sell the pictures, at least sell them to a different tabloid. I'd hate to frequent the same one twice in the same week. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'd get thicker blinds in your home if I were you. How about the erase of a past incident? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-03 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	The erase of a coffee incident? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-07-03 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	What coffee incident? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)