Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-01 13:48:00

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Attention all employees:

Yesterdays apparent "virus," was nothing more than food poisoning, brought on by an expired bin of dairy creamer. The company has been contacted for printing a false date on the container, and I can assure you everything is perfectly safe to drink now. If you have any lingering health issues because of it, please take it to our in-house doctor. Do not yell at our baristas. They had nothing to do with it, and have been instructed to spray you with hot coffee if you whine.

We're very sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and while filming will go on as usual today, if you have any issues performing, please tell the director to come to me about it.

Thank you.

[ Private to Sasori ]
I'm going to kill you.
[ /Private ]

(( ooc: after watching the security tapes all night, izuna and madara found out just what it was sasori did. though madara is using food poisoning as a cover, so his sole revenge can be exacted >O ))

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	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't experience pain often. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Then pain from anywhere is just as amusing. I won't be picky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I would like to see you in pain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Sadist. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Aren't you quick! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Are you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Is that a necessary question, when you've already made the assumption? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I haven't made any assumptions about you being quick. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I've made some about you being slow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me tackle you again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:20 am UTC (link)
	I can see why you inspire people to purchase taser guns. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:23 am UTC (link)
	...Were you stalking around my journal that I clearly marked 'do not read'? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Saying "do not read," is like saying "for the love of god read this and make fun of me." Masochist. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bone4you 2009-07-02 12:38 am UTC (link)
	...You take reading between the lines to a whole new level. Not for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-07-02 12:42 am UTC (link)
	It's called entertainment. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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