Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Caramel? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-12 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Very sweet. We talking the thick stuff or the icecream topping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Ice cream topping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
	That's not too bad I suppose. Not like I will be drinking it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Ten hours of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-12 07:59 am UTC (link)
	... You can drink it if you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 08:13 am UTC (link)
	No, you have to lick it all off me. That's the deal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-12 08:17 am UTC (link)
	No, we talked about making sure you didn't starve. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I want sandwiches. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-12 08:21 am UTC (link)
	What you want on them? I can cut them up into bite size or fingers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 08:23 am UTC (link)
	Lots of meat and cheese, so it's a big meal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-12 08:27 am UTC (link)
	This is more like you are being kidnapped the more we talk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	You can kidnap me if you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-13 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Just as long as its not for over 24 hours. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 12:54 am UTC (link)
	That's up to you. I won't fight whatever you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-13 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I just don't want to have the national guard called. And 24 hours is more than enough time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I spend every other day with you, I don't think it will raise any alarm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-13 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Just to be on the safe side. And leaving you like that for longer, I couldn't do it anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Just don't leave me alone when I'm tied. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] devilswalknstik 2010-03-13 01:24 am UTC (link)
	A good kidnapper will stay by at all times because everyone knows when sleep is feigned, that is when they escape. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)