Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-03-10 21:08:00

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If you're familiar with Bravo's "The Real Housewives of _____" series, then maybe you can agree that... they need to come to Reno. And film me.

Because I have a perfect marriage. And I look great on TV.

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	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 03:38 am UTC (link)
	In your case, there is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	What do you mean, why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Compliments never hurt anybody. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, if we were stranded on an island together and we were total strangers, my first thought would be "hey he's hot," and then it would be "okay, now what do I eat." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	If I was stranded on a desert island with you I think I'd die a happy man. Starving, but happy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	That's something you're supposed to tell your boyfriend. Unless you mean happy because the last thing you got to see before dying a horrible death was my pretty face. Then that's okay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	I tell him things. And because your husband would be nowhere to be found. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Don't tell me the same things you tell him. Unless I called him and told him I was stranded. And the situation was we were strangers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Does it make you feel less wanted? I would instantly dislike him the moment I saw him, so the point still stands. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	I never feel that way, but I'm sure he feels inferior. But it's just us, on a deserted island. I think you missed the details of the hypothetical. Anyway, he would be a native, maybe. So I'd still run to him, since he would be able to get food and hunt and you'd just collect berries or sit on a rock in the sun until you starved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think he cares about you enough to feel inferior. You're ruining this really fast. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Then the feeling is mutual. You're the one who put Hashirama on the island. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	You can't blame him. The last time he saw you, you were yelling at me about trying to fuck you. He's probably trying to pretend the issue doesn't exist. I said how happy I'd be he wasn't there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	He thinks I'm a hussy anyway, so it doesn't matter. You made me miss him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	You did help his brother cheat on his fiancee. And then he just learned about what happened between us. You're not his favorite person. I don't want to hear it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	For someone who doesn't love him, you sure love to defend him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	He's my lover, I owe him some loyalty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-12 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-13 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Don't be a dick. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I thought that's what made me charming. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-03-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
	You said you're happy for me but you're not. You don't want me to be with him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-03-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
	I want you happy. If that's with Tobirama, then fine. The one who makes me happiest is Hashirama, and I get to be with him. So I've no room to complain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)