Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-04-12 08:59:00

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His name is Aita, like the underworld god and not the American independent trucker's association. Yesterday I watched him rip a mouse's heart out while it was still beating. I hope to learn that skill to use on employees, I think.

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	last_to_know 2010-04-12 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	... What? Why? He has his box. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	He won't fit in a box forever. He needs something to keep him safe. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Your bird is so cool, already killing small animals. How long until you can start training it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	I had to start right away so we develop a good bond. I think he likes me, even though I captured him. We have mutual respect forming. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	That is great. Keep working at it and you will have a valuable friend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	We have to keep our birds apart... I think he might eat yours. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:09 pm UTC (link)
	They can never be friends. Suppose that is for the best, I would think another bird would hinder training it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'll teach you how to train him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	You will have lots of practice by then. I can come with you and watch in the mean time still? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. You can feed him tomorrow morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	Is it hard? It doesn't try to attack you does it? Those claws are sharp. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	He hasn't tried to attack me yet. I think if he was going to he'd have done it by now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	But you are his owner and I'm not. It might attack the unfamiliar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	And you are a cute little bunny... I'll protect you, don't worry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	Then I will try and feed him tomorrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	He'll grow to love you, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not too sure about that but I can hope at least. I can always bribe my way in. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	All animals love food, I think you'll be alright. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	I just thought of something funny but it's kind of mean, so I won't say it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	What did you think of? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	I can't say it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Pleeeease? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Well... It's kind of like Itachi. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-04-12 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	That's cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-04-12 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Cause... it you bring him cake he will let you sit near him. There was some... logic there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)