Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-07-14 16:47:00

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Today I had my photoshoot, and they sent me off with a mock-cover suggesting what it might look like. If you're interested, it's here, and it'll be the August 2010 issue, so go pick it up. I might even give you a free autograph. And yes, it's full nude. Exciting, I know. This might be the revitalization of my model career. I really missed the attention.

And with photos in mind, last night I went through some old photographs from my childhood, and being as kind as I am I decided to share four of my favorites.

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	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:18 am UTC (link)
	No big party? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 01:28 am UTC (link)
	No. I'm going to be old. Who wants to celebrate that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I'm getting you a present. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 01:38 am UTC (link)
	... What is it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:41 am UTC (link)
	You'll have to wait and see. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
	It better be good to distract me from the fact I'm getting old and ugly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 02:05 am UTC (link)
	It'll be the best. Is there anything in particular you want? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	A cruise. With you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	... Cruise ship? Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Because I've always wanted to go on one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Then I'll buy you and Itachi tickets to one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	No, I want to go with you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Itachi would really love it. I know he would. Think of all the things you two could go see together. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm thinking you, me, a suite, some champagne, and sunbathing on the deck while checking out the other hot guests. Not to mention fine dining, casinos, stage shows, and clubs. All on board. All-inclusive. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be a dick and mention champagne. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. Sparkling grape juice then, whatever. The point is luxury. And you love luxury. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Luxury is more luxurious on land. No deal. I'll buy you tickets but I'm not going. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to go with anyone else. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Why does it have to be a cruise ship? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Because I want to help you get over this irrational fear of yours. And because it's something you'd love if you only could. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever been on one? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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vitiated
2010-07-15 10:13 pm UTC (link)

Once. Laws are pretty lax in the Caribbean, so Max got a few of us onboard for some of the rich foreigners to have fun with. He had me under his thumb by then so he trusted me to go off and explore on my own for an hour or two each day -- it's not like I could run. But it was the first time I felt like a normal kid hanging out with the other kids onboard. Lots of families go on cruises so they have a special activities program for kids.

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	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Then why take me? I won't be any fun the whole time we're on it. We'll just fight like we did on the lake. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. vitiated 2010-07-15 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I think you will. I think at first you'll bitch and moan and be anxious, but after a day or two you'll realize there's nothing changing, no one's going to hurt you and the ocean is beautiful from that high up. I think it'll grow on you and by departure time you won't want to leave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private. kiss_and_sell 2010-07-15 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps you put too much faith in me for the wrong things... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)