Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-06-29 09:26:00

Current mood:	headacheeee
Entry tags:	i is the master, senju lost a bet.

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Hashirama Senju. Here is your list of slavery chores for the day.

1) Give me a massage.
2) Brush my hair for 30 minutes.
3) Go make a national emergency out of getting me a Frappachino.
4) Give me a piggy-back ride around the company.
5) It's a surprise that will last the duration of the day.
6) Tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story.

You will also be required to wear a bit, and call me Master when I allow you to speak. You will be extra gentle. I have a hangover.

To everybody else... please call him "Madara's Pet" for the duration of the day. Thank you.

[ ooc: this was also published today. mada doesn't know about it. ]

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	kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	... What time last night? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigsigh 2009-06-29 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Around 1:30, apparently. ..If you were too wasted to remember, I can come show you. Pictures and everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to say I was doing something entirely innocent and relaxing, but you had to go and say "pictures." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigsigh 2009-06-29 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	...Yeah it doesn't look very innocent and relaxing. I'm going to go ~~buy out every tabloid stand in the city~~ run a few errands. Want me to drop in with tea and aspirin, or is Hashirama around doing that for you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well it was relaxing up until-... Anyway. Yeah, the slave is busy doing my bidding. [ Private ] How bad is it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigsigh 2009-06-29 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'll leave you to that, then. Feel free to tell him he's a star. [ Private ] ...Considering this is not the first time the public has seen your naked ass parading around, I guess not horrible. But it still isn't something I want to see during breakfast. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	He's a lower life form today. He'll get the news tomorrow. [ Private ] Ew, it wasn't me... sick was it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigsigh 2009-06-29 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	His pants are around his ankles. You sure you don't want to show him yourself? [ Private ] ...Yeah. It was. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	... Bring me a copy. [ Private ] Did it say anything bad? Or is it moderate? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigsigh 2009-06-29 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be by in a bit. [ Private ] Considering it's a tabloid, it was pretty tame. They don't know who the other guy in the picture is, at least? Nothing really worth covering up, but you'll probably be asked who your boyfriend is in interviews. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well then. Nothing worth worrying about. See if you can seize the store's video surveillance for that night, too. I'm about 78.2% sure I went in there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private bigsigh 2009-06-29 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	What, you did something embarrassing in there too? ...I'll see what I can do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I vaguely remember being left in the car, then carried back to it. So... I don't know. Otouto. You're the best. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Private bigsigh 2009-06-29 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Watch that hangover. I'll be there soon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-29 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, Sir. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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