Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2009-06-29 09:26:00

Current mood:	headacheeee
Entry tags:	i is the master, senju lost a bet.

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Hashirama Senju. Here is your list of slavery chores for the day.

1) Give me a massage.
2) Brush my hair for 30 minutes.
3) Go make a national emergency out of getting me a Frappachino.
4) Give me a piggy-back ride around the company.
5) It's a surprise that will last the duration of the day.
6) Tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story.

You will also be required to wear a bit, and call me Master when I allow you to speak. You will be extra gentle. I have a hangover.

To everybody else... please call him "Madara's Pet" for the duration of the day. Thank you.

[ ooc: this was also published today. mada doesn't know about it. ]

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	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	But I am getting great enjoyment out of this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	That's not allowed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	You aren't stopping me now are you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	... I'll stop you soon enough, slave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Got all day. Take your time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Since you're so weak to my professional skills, it'll only take a few minutes... Two or three. Just like your usual, hm? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	I am not that bad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	You've never proved otherwise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I came close. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	That means nothing when you still lost. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You cheated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	You did, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	I did not. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Things are still bruised and the back of my scalp still hurts, if you were curious on just how you cheated. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	What? I wouldn't... Oh no wait. Never mind. I've got marks on me too you know. You inflicted the same back. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-06-30 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Can you explain the scratches on my chest? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-06-30 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	..... That I don't remember. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Me neither. They're fairly deep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-07-01 01:05 am UTC (link)
	You sure that was me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 01:09 am UTC (link)
	You did it last time, too. I thought I was attacked by a cat in my sleep. You've got to work on that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-07-01 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I will work on that. Can't afford the bills. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 01:31 am UTC (link)
	You give everybody that treatment, or am I special? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-07-01 01:38 am UTC (link)
	No one else has ever said anything. Guess that means that you are the only one. Not that it makes you special. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private kiss_and_sell 2009-07-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
	It's like unleashing your inner beast, or something. I think it's because you very secretly would like to beat me up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Private devilswalknstik 2009-07-01 01:43 am UTC (link)
	I thought my intentions for beating you up were very loud and clear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)