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legendarytits ([info]legendarytits) wrote,
@ 2009-06-27 02:04:00


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Entry tags:clinic tour

The Clinic
Hey, everyone. Just so you know, every single staff member, actor or not, can come see me for medical care anytime. But I expect to see anyone having sex for money on screen or off either at Feel Good, Inc. or over at Angel's Hell weekly for an STD checkup. Buckle up kids, it's the law. I take all forms of insurance or cash for services. Now I know some of you have never been to the in-house clinic before, so I'll give you a little tour.


When you step through that glass-paneled door into my office space, the reception desk is the first thing you see.
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I might be at the desk there, filling out medical paperwork. Don't worry if it's in piles; I know which file is where in there (mostly).
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If I'm in the examination room with another patient the reception desk might be empty. Just wait patiently for me to finish and come back out... or if it's an emergency (or you're the big boss), come and find me. I'm probably here in the exam room:
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If I'm not there, I might be in the lab just across from the examination room, running tests on your lovely patient samples. This place is off limits. We don't want any contamination going on, do we?
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Office hours are 10am to 7pm, and you can walk in to make an appointment. Or email me. Or call my cell. Don't be afraid to come in and see me or just to chat; I'm here to care for you and make sure you're all healthy and doing alright. On that note, I also have condoms, dental dams, and birth control pills free to give away to any employee who asks, so please ask. Hell, I'll even leave an open box by the reception desk and you all can just take what you need.

Any questions? Concerns?



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[info]devilswalknstik
2009-06-28 12:01 am UTC (link)
You forgot your biggest selling point. The lollipops. Come on Doctor, you know people only go just to get the free candy especially after getting blood drawn for tests.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 08:39 pm UTC (link)
You're right. I forgot nobody here is actually interested in their own health.

If you're a good patient, you can pick one of these:
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And if you're really good, maybe I'll give you something even better.

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[info]devilswalknstik
2009-06-30 12:23 pm UTC (link)
Can I have a green one?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 08:20 pm UTC (link)
You know what? No. You don't get one until you explain what I saw in the tabloids today.

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[info]devilswalknstik
2009-06-30 11:22 pm UTC (link)
The homeless man thing?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-07-02 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Yes, the homeless man thing.


((ooc: sorry, Senju, looks like you have to deny it again; Scribbld apparently ate your last one. D:))

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[info]smile_with_soul
2009-06-28 08:43 pm UTC (link)
The facility looks very nice!

Do you do regular check ups too?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, Hinata.

And of course I do regular check-ups; would you like an appointment?

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[info]smile_with_soul
2009-06-30 02:57 am UTC (link)
You're very welcome. It looks a bit hard to maintain. Is it only you who works there?

And if it's not a bother, I would like one very much! I don't know any other doctors and it's been a while...

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 05:29 am UTC (link)
For now it's only me. I'd love to get an assistant, but... I'm managing it.

It's never a bother. Just let me know when you can make it in, and we'll go from there to set you up an appointment.

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[info]smile_with_soul
2009-06-30 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, I hope you get one soon! It does seem like a lot of work for one person...

Would Wednesday at noon be all right?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-30 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Well... normally it's alright; with a sudden epidemic hitting I wish there were more like five of me running around.

Wednesday at noon it is, Miss Hinata. Hopefully by then all the sick people will either be well again or at home where they belong.

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(no subject) - [info]smile_with_soul, 2009-06-30 09:25 pm UTC

[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-28 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I agree. I want to hear about free candy.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 08:44 pm UTC (link)
You can suck on this, sir~.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-29 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Do you have a chocolate flavored one that isn't disgusting?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Why don't you try them and find out?
Not like I taste-test every damn flavored condom.

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[info]kiss_and_sell
2009-06-29 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I did and they were gross.

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[info]smileyface
2009-06-29 03:27 am UTC (link)
are you our dentist too? i need a check up.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Dentistry is not my specialty, Naruto, but I know the basics. Your best bet would be to go to a dentist.

But if you're going to choose between coming to see me and not going to a dentist at all, then go ahead and come in and I'll check your teeth.

Goddamn lollipops.

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[info]smileyface
2009-07-01 11:01 pm UTC (link)
i'll come in soon.

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[info]chinpo
2009-06-29 10:47 pm UTC (link)
If we go to you to get checked out will there be needles involved?

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 10:59 pm UTC (link)
It depends on the test. Most STDs I can test just by taking a q-tip sample from just inside your penis and your rectum (if you ever take it in the ass), or by having you pee in a cup.

But once a month you'll have to give a small blood sample so I can test you for HIV, syphilis, and inactive herpes.

So there are only needles involved once a month. Does that answer your question, Sai?

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[info]chinpo
2009-06-29 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I never had a q-tip inside of my penis. It sounds painful.

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[info]legendarytits
2009-06-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
It'll be uncomfortable, but very quick. I'm good at what I do.

...And you get a lollipop afterward. If that helps.

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[info]chinpo
2009-06-30 12:30 am UTC (link)
How can I believe you? Do you have a certificate or something to prove it? There are a lot of quacks running around these parts.

I'd like tofu better. Do you got any of that?

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