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The Clinic
Hey, everyone. Just so you know, every single staff member, actor or not, can come see me for medical care anytime. But I expect to see anyone having sex for money on screen or off either at Feel Good, Inc. or over at Angel's Hell weekly for an STD checkup. Buckle up kids, it's the law. I take all forms of insurance or cash for services. Now I know some of you have never been to the in-house clinic before, so I'll give you a little tour.


When you step through that glass-paneled door into my office space, the reception desk is the first thing you see.



I might be at the desk there, filling out medical paperwork. Don't worry if it's in piles; I know which file is where in there (mostly).



If I'm in the examination room with another patient the reception desk might be empty. Just wait patiently for me to finish and come back out... or if it's an emergency (or you're the big boss), come and find me. I'm probably here in the exam room:



If I'm not there, I might be in the lab just across from the examination room, running tests on your lovely patient samples. This place is off limits. We don't want any contamination going on, do we?



Office hours are 10am to 7pm, and you can walk in to make an appointment. Or email me. Or call my cell. Don't be afraid to come in and see me or just to chat; I'm here to care for you and make sure you're all healthy and doing alright. On that note, I also have condoms, dental dams, and birth control pills free to give away to any employee who asks, so please ask. Hell, I'll even leave an open box by the reception desk and you all can just take what you need.

Any questions? Concerns?