[Charmed to Upper Academy Students] United Nations in the news....
For the those that sometimes feel that the world is against them? That could be true, at least if you are homosexual that is. Members of the U.N. voted to accept execution of gays recently. Which officially means that all those African countries can freely top someone for being gay now.

But never fear, there are still faggot loving countries in the world. Sadly, folks, it just seems the US isn't one of them. Gosh, that's a bleeding shame, yeah? So despite the fact that the US apparently doesn't feel it is right to kill the poofs, can't very well say it isn't a crime against nature, either.

Don't worry, if you can't handle it here, there is always Mexico.