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alice chambers ([info]neuro) wrote,
@ 2008-02-01 17:21:00


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Hello dodgeballers!

You've all heard about the dodgeball match we have coming up against Gryffindor and Hufflepuff! To ensure that we win, Nikolas and I have come up with a few modifications to your diet and exercise schedule so everyone will be in the best shape they can be by next week!

First, I spoke with the school cooks and worked with them to create high protein, low fat, low sugar and low sodium meals that will be served exclusively to Ravenclaw and Slytherin. It's very important that we all stick to it as faithfully as possible. Come next weekend, the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs will be kicking themselves for consuming all sorts of processed foods and refined sugars. They're terrible for the cardiovascular system.

Second, starting Sunday morning, everyone is expected to be outside the entrance to the fields by 4:30 AM every morning. We will start with a half hour warm-up session, a one hour run followed by 30 minutes of yoga to cool down and relax your muscles. It's strongly encouraged that you wear loose, comfortable clothing that is suitable for training. Believe me, it gets really hot after awhile.

Finally, we've booked the gymnasium for practise sessions. You should find a list of the times posted on your house bulletin board.

Thanks for reading! I look forward to seeing you all on Sunday morning!


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[info]toldstein
2008-02-01 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know you were a comedian.

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[info]neuro
2008-02-01 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Come on, now! It won't be that bad!

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[info]toldstein
2008-02-01 11:50 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. 4:30? That's kind of. Well, that's kind of crazy. Also, you know, I have these really bad seasonal allergies so I don't think I should be running when the pollen count is so high.

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[info]neuro
2008-02-01 11:58 pm UTC (link)
As I said to Daphne, it's so everyone has sufficient time to get ready for breakfast and/or classes. Also, that's nothing an antihistamine can't take care of.

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[info]toldstein
2008-02-02 12:11 am UTC (link)
Man. I was going to pull the kosher card in regards to the meat but I see you've got that covered, too. You're much too crafty for my tastes, Chambers.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:18 am UTC (link)
Isn't there some law in some book about Our People and their lack or running abilities?

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[info]toldstein
2008-02-02 12:25 am UTC (link)
Um. I don't think so. I mean, we're pretty good at running away from all of those people who've tried to exterminate us over the years. That probably wasn't helpful, was it? What I meant was YES, MANDY, IT IS A VERY IMPORTANT TENET OF JUDAISM THAT THERE BE NO RUNNING. EVER.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:29 am UTC (link)
:( Anthony Goldstein. At least you will have mana if you become over-tired. God. He will sustain you.

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