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alice chambers ([info]neuro) wrote,
@ 2008-02-01 17:21:00


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Hello dodgeballers!

You've all heard about the dodgeball match we have coming up against Gryffindor and Hufflepuff! To ensure that we win, Nikolas and I have come up with a few modifications to your diet and exercise schedule so everyone will be in the best shape they can be by next week!

First, I spoke with the school cooks and worked with them to create high protein, low fat, low sugar and low sodium meals that will be served exclusively to Ravenclaw and Slytherin. It's very important that we all stick to it as faithfully as possible. Come next weekend, the Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs will be kicking themselves for consuming all sorts of processed foods and refined sugars. They're terrible for the cardiovascular system.

Second, starting Sunday morning, everyone is expected to be outside the entrance to the fields by 4:30 AM every morning. We will start with a half hour warm-up session, a one hour run followed by 30 minutes of yoga to cool down and relax your muscles. It's strongly encouraged that you wear loose, comfortable clothing that is suitable for training. Believe me, it gets really hot after awhile.

Finally, we've booked the gymnasium for practise sessions. You should find a list of the times posted on your house bulletin board.

Thanks for reading! I look forward to seeing you all on Sunday morning!


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[info]toldstein
2008-02-01 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know you were a comedian.

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[info]neuro
2008-02-01 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Come on, now! It won't be that bad!

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[info]toldstein
2008-02-01 11:50 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. 4:30? That's kind of. Well, that's kind of crazy. Also, you know, I have these really bad seasonal allergies so I don't think I should be running when the pollen count is so high.

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[info]neuro
2008-02-01 11:58 pm UTC (link)
As I said to Daphne, it's so everyone has sufficient time to get ready for breakfast and/or classes. Also, that's nothing an antihistamine can't take care of.

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[info]toldstein
2008-02-02 12:11 am UTC (link)
Man. I was going to pull the kosher card in regards to the meat but I see you've got that covered, too. You're much too crafty for my tastes, Chambers.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:18 am UTC (link)
Isn't there some law in some book about Our People and their lack or running abilities?

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[info]toldstein
2008-02-02 12:25 am UTC (link)
Um. I don't think so. I mean, we're pretty good at running away from all of those people who've tried to exterminate us over the years. That probably wasn't helpful, was it? What I meant was YES, MANDY, IT IS A VERY IMPORTANT TENET OF JUDAISM THAT THERE BE NO RUNNING. EVER.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:29 am UTC (link)
:( Anthony Goldstein. At least you will have mana if you become over-tired. God. He will sustain you.

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[info]daftne
2008-02-01 11:48 pm UTC (link)
4:30???????????????????????????????

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[info]neuro
2008-02-01 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Any later and there wouldn't be enough time for all of you to take showers and get ready for breakfast and class.

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[info]daftne
2008-02-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
BUT MY BEAUTY SLEEP

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:01 am UTC (link)
You can get all the beauty sleep you need if you go to bed earlier, Daphne.

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[info]daftne
2008-02-02 12:06 am UTC (link)
BUT I NEED LOTS OF SLEEP!!!! I CAN'T GO TO BED BEFORE DINNER

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:10 am UTC (link)
While it is recommended that you get 8 hours of sleep every night, the body can function just as well on 6. I suggest going to bed by 10.

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[info]daftne
2008-02-03 09:10 am UTC (link)
ARE YOU SURE? WON'T I GET DARK CIRCLES

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[info]macbeth
2008-02-01 11:50 pm UTC (link)
When you say high protein, have you explored sources of protein alternate to meat?

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
As if I would forget my vegetarian friends! I made sure to include some soy, tofu and nut-based foods in there.

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[info]macbeth
2008-02-02 12:07 am UTC (link)
I see. Very well. I suppose I do not have any further complaints.

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[info]architect
2008-02-01 11:50 pm UTC (link)
=( ... ;_; ...

Yes, Captain.

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:01 am UTC (link)
Chin up, Su! It'll be fun. By the way, I wanted to ask you, want to give me a hand with leading yoga?

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[info]architect
2008-02-02 12:28 am UTC (link)
I suppose. I certainly can sacrifice my usually high sodium eating habits for a Slytherclaw victory. And I will help in leading the yoga. We'll probably have to begin with breathing exercises.

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[info]creepy
2008-02-01 11:52 pm UTC (link)
ALICE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM!

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:02 am UTC (link)
Harold, that's great! I'm glad there's at least one person who approves of the plan.

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[info]bitchy
2008-02-02 12:00 am UTC (link)
Alice! This is great, really, but I do have to second Terry's question about the protein sources!

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:04 am UTC (link)
I got it all covered! All your daily dietary needs will be met and there are non-meat alternatives.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:06 am UTC (link)
Whaaat? Seriously? I thought this was supposed to be fun!

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:06 am UTC (link)
4:30?!

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:08 am UTC (link)
But play practices are running till 11:00 that week! We have dress rehearsals! SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT, I CAN FEEL IT!

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:08 am UTC (link)
4:30?!?!?!

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:09 am UTC (link)
I've never even seen 4:30 before, unless I'm on my way TO bed!

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:08 am UTC (link)
It is! But imagine how much more fun it will be when we pulverize the competition.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:17 am UTC (link)
>:| You are failing to address my other concerns, Chambers.

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[info]neuro
2008-02-02 12:22 am UTC (link)
Look, I can't force you to attend. If it's too early for you, don't go.

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[info]filmography
2008-02-02 12:24 am UTC (link)
Right.

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[info]obnoxious
2008-02-03 01:50 am UTC (link)
I can skip the yoga, right?

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[info]neuro
2008-02-03 06:23 am UTC (link)
Are you sure? The benefits are numerous, it relaxes not only the body, but the mind as well.

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