Jean-Louise Reece (notafailure) wrote,
@ 2012-09-23 03:28:00

Test Scene
Jean-Louise had just had a lucrative couple of days on the homeworld of the Badoon Sisterhood. Such rare spacefarers were an excellent market for 'exotic' staples. Now she was back on the road. Space. Whatever.

When suddenly the ship stalled.

She rustled around in the back of the tiny cargo transport. The trouble was, in order to fix it, she had to figure out what was wrong first. She hated that. She could make all the new wires in the world, but if she didn't know where they <i>went</i>.....

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	notafailure 2012-09-23 06:52 am UTC (link)
	"Stocked up when my parents came to visit last week, to be honest. Dad doesn't mind doing the warp portal stuff as long as it's for family things." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 06:55 am UTC (link)
	"Ahhh, I see. So some of your family is warp capable. Glad you've been able to stock up on some of the comforts of home... though there is a great deal of local cuisine that's quite good." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 06:59 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah. Dad helped me get my little business started out here. Earth drinks and other basic staples. And I try to have local food, too. But the Pizza equivalent on Skrullos? It's lousy. I don't get why they brag about it like it's the same thing." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 07:09 am UTC (link)
	"The pizza is... an acquired taste, its true. But they do have some wonderful soups that Earth has no direct equivalents of. As for the Shi'ar, they have some excellent sweet nectars. A lot of the food is also good, but often too spicy for most people of Earth, given the limits of the Shi'ar palate." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Jean-Louise snorts affirmingly. "I swear the thing I had before I headed for the Badoon tasted more like peanut butter peppers than any other comparison I could make." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cosmic_son
2012-09-23 07:15 am UTC (link)

"The Shi'ar empire is multicultural enough that they've had to make some adjustments, but the primary imperial race has a very poor sense of taste compared to humans, except in sensitivity to sweetness. Due to their wider color perception, a lot of their higher end food is intended to be visually stimulating, as much as taste-based... but most of it tends to be very, very strong to compensate. If you're planning to sell to the Shi'ar, your best bets are fruit-based, brightly colored sweets like peach and strawberry based foods, or else things with extremely strong flavor profiles."

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	notafailure 2012-09-23 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Jean-Louise listens and actually manages a grin as she turns to open up a large plastic case of orange slice candy. "You'd think these things were like freaking Belgian truffles." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 07:24 am UTC (link)
	He can't help but grin. "Well done. I'm guessing you've already discovered some of the differences between anything from Denver, and some of the primary species." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 07:26 am UTC (link)
	"I've done my best. Market research is a real nuisance when my primary source is Mom and Dad, and they start out every conversation about aliens with "'The Beyonder is a Jerk,' but if you work at it enough, you get somewhere." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 07:29 am UTC (link)
	"I'm not much of an expert at marketing, but I've spent some time studying gourmet cooking, and how it applies to the Kree, Shi'ar and Skrull empires. We have some time, if I can help with anything. Its one of my hobbies." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 07:31 am UTC (link)
	"Okay, the Kree? I've got no clue. I'm starting to think it's one of those 'no wonder their soldiers don't fear death' situations. What are they valuing there?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cosmic_son
2012-09-23 07:39 am UTC (link)

"To some degree, you're right. The Kree were a warrior race turned into a soldier race. Higher end food has not usually been a high priority, but a variety of very thick stews and other things which serve large groups fairly readily usually do well. Likewise, in many regions, there is some market for, I believe in Denver, you would refer to it as 'beers you can chew'."

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	notafailure 2012-09-23 07:43 am UTC (link)
	"...Hmm. Now that's a thought. Thank you." Jean-Louise grabs one of her notebooks and scribbles a few things down. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 07:48 am UTC (link)
	He nods. "Happy to be of assistance. As in most things, the Kree are about as opposite from the Skrulls as possible there." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 07:50 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah. And that's always plenty of fun for the rest of us." A pause. "So how's Guardianing? It's a good ship, you said?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Top of the line." he agrees. "And... exciting on a regular basis. A lot of ground to cover, and just the one group of us, but definitely an interesting group." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	She listened. Top of the line must be nice. Safer. "Like who?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	"Captain Quill, the younger, leads the group. Rocket Red Panda and Azura provide some of the armed support, Eliza Romanova of Earth, Azura's brother Abel, and Groot XXIV make up the current roster." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Wow. Just from the names I recognize, that's quite a lineup. Two Earthlings; we're doing well enough for ourselves as a planet, I guess, considering we, y'know, don't even do this stuff as a culture." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cosmic_son 2012-09-23 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	"For a variety of reasons, Earth has always had a place in the cosmos out of proportion to its population or space-faring technology." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notafailure 2012-09-23 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	"I'd bet at least, like, twelve of those reasons are 'Bad Luck That Got Weird.'" A pause. "So... where are the guardians headed when you're done pirate-hunting." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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