I'm staying up late tonight, me and my best friends getting shitty

From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 02:12 am (UTC)

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A lady never tells.

K cool. Have you never noticed the way your mother tends to lick her lips when we're waiting at a restaurant? Or does she just do that when it's me across the table?

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)

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Ew...just...ew.

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because I think there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 02:27 pm (UTC)

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I'm not allowed to be attracted to a legitimately beautiful older lady? Maybe your ma is a total cougar, give her a chance.

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)

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No. No she's not a cougar. Especially not for you.

Maybe if she wasn't my mother and you weren't...well...you. I wouldn't have an issue with that statement.

....sick that would make you my like, step-mother or something if you got with my mom. This whole thing is making me nauseous.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 09:35 pm (UTC)

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I'd make y'all clean my room errrrrrrryday!!!

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)

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Sorry, I don't clean for ugly step-mothers.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)

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Then I'll just have to spank you.

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)

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...And that's a punishment how?

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)

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Well, I have to get your mom to help me.

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)

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Fuck you.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:03 pm (UTC)

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Only if you beg.

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)

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Psh, please. You know you want to get with this.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:29 pm (UTC)

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No, I'll just make you want it and then you'll grow up whoreish because your step-daddy never loved you. :'[

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)

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Hate to break it to you step-daddy, but mommah is cheating on your with some jail bait.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:53 pm (UTC)

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Your mother just has an uncontrollable cooter.

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)

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GROSS DUDE, LIKE SERIOUSLY TOO FAR!

I so don't want to think about my moms cooter. I bet she has like teeth down there or something...

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 19th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)

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Just a couple of molars. It's really not that big of a deal, Mack!

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From:	notonyourteam
Date:	May 20th, 2011 12:03 am (UTC)

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I'm going to kill you the next time I see you. You are causing me extreme amounts of mental trauma.

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From:	itsnotjessica
Date:	May 20th, 2011 12:20 am (UTC)

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Love you too, sugartits.

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I'm staying up late tonight, me and my best friends getting shitty

Poppin' bottles in the ice, and all these girls are pretty

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I'm staying up late tonight, me and my best friends getting shitty

Poppin' bottles in the ice, and all these girls are pretty